they had pre-marital sex once, that's it!  

This is for those of you gentlemen who have done on-line dating in the civie world...

What a guy thinks when he reads a lady's profile:

40-ish.....49
Adventurous....Slept with everyone
Athletic....No breasts.
Average looking.....Moooo.
Beautiful....Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.......On medication
Feminist....Fat.
Free spirit...Junkie.
Friendship first....Former slut.
New-Age.....Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.....No BJs.
Open-minded.....Desperate.
Outgoing....Loud and Embarrassing.
Voluptuous....... Very Fat.
Large frame....Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...Stalker

You have just made my " bucket list" !..LOL......really

That one made me laugh so bad!

Edit: Cleo, Just now caught the civie part in your original post, my bad, so GFE isn't in play (yet wouldn't a civie girlfriend provide the GFE?).  But since I already took us off topic, can I just say we have no clue what GFE means anymore?  There, I said it.  You can have your thread back now.  

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Lol too Funny. I like this list.