...especially if I have to turn to this place for advice.  

With heavy heart, I've had to let go my entire team... First, I found out my chief of staff was absconding with funds and playing with hookers... That in itself is okay, but a) he didn't make sure his boss was taken care of and b) he was hiring these gals to have sex with his puppy (not even a full grown dog mind you). Yuck, what a sicko.  

Next, my campaign manager was raising money by hacking people's accounts and claiming he was mugged in Europe. I could look the other way on this because surprisingly enough, it worked... There are a lot of suckers in the world. What I couldn't tolerate was the negative publicity he always caused waving his gun around (not that gun... get your minds out of the gutter) and threatening others on the team.  

Then it was one bad dream after another... One brought his girlfriend to a fundraising dinner (it really wasn't his GF... wink, wink) and she had a few too many drinks and embarrassed everyone, but especially, my biggest donor's wife (who is a real stuck up bitch). At the same party, another thought he was being funny when he told another donor's wife she looked good... and then asked how she 'cut the flab' SMDH.  

Then there was the guy who while trying to raise donations through FB, mistakenly exposed all my contacts personal info... Boy were they pissed... Now I'm on the NBL. Don't worry ladies, I made him fix his mistake and delete it all before I took a cue from Donald and told him "you're fired".  

Now, the reason for this post... I need volunteers. The pay sucks, but the fringe benefits more than make up for it. How about it ladies and gents? I was hoping Ms TER, TS Sasha would join on as my running mate for VP.  I think the time is right and the US is ready for it.  

Senator Blutarsky for POTUS 201

The Bob.Sugar Foundation has decided to send you the requisite funds necessary for you to continue your march to the WH.

Please send me your bank info and other personal info (sent via secure email as I don't want that to fall into the wrong hands) so I can send you the money via Western Union.

Blutarsky for POTUS....can't wait.

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I'm willing to help as long as you "take care of"  my very underage puppy while I watch.

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The President of Vice seems to be a sure winner for you.

i nominate Floxiegirl..

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if someone has "the balls" to be your VP. That would me moi 😜

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...how about you become my campaign manager?

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However, we'll have to work out other arrangements in transferring the money... How about wiring it to one of my accounts in the Cayman Islands?

canine sex is a tradition in the white house!!

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Hmmmmmm? That depends. I require that my operating expense money be in unmarked $100 USD bills placed in an unused and unoccupied phone booth. I'll email the amount and location upon your acceptance of my proposition.

Did you even review the contract you had to sign for TER POM? But don't worry, we'll be right behind you.

are you an ass kisser?

LOL I sure can be, give me the word. There isn't just class here, there's a bit of hood. Hoodness (not a word) the real deal. That's what you need a fire cracker. LOL ( I crack myself up)

I don't doubt that for a second. You found your VP lets do it!