I like reading other providers sites to learn a thing or 2 and to appreciate beauty..when its too pitchy i lose interest quick, and head straight to Gallery ..  

I try to make my home page short (well shorter than my average rant lol) and then yack on the Bio. Knowing guys are only going to read that fluff AFTER they stare at my ass, I don't much care if they finish it. I talk more about sports, music, what I enjoy, vs. going on and on about my talents in this business. I know I probably should highlight that, but I don't.  Sorry, unless you're booking, you aint getting the password ha ha ha.

London- I like your style !!  :     Too bad you don't live in LA as I would love to....well you know.

Hasn't stopped you so far.

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London- I like your style !!  :     Too bad you don't live in LA as I would love to....well you know.

CPA- yes, I'm 53 and fat

And of course the best looking john west of the Mississippi?

Free coffee or Lunch on you. Girls dont pay lol jk

Someone should tell that to our resident Pick Me Queen lol

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Quickies are always good

I teach underwriting to loan brokers

It's hell getting old...isn't it?

I resent that...I surely am something like the CPA handle...a little?

i love the formality .... young lady.  

Who is this guy?  I've seen two girls (both for massage) and kayla the women that sets things up doesn't even follow TER.  CPA you have your head up your ass.

I had the Ravens, but I bought an extra half point and took them at 3 1/2.

And sorry about not taking part in the trainwreck, but I was too drunk to post any more coherently than our female Tolstoy.

And I am pretty sure even drunk as you were you would have been more coherent lol

A real pussy lover actually and have yet to have one that taste like chicken

Whack-A-Mole

But I was busy helping the Bears win during tornadoes  LOL

I volunteer at the homeless shelter every other weekend, and read books to orphan children. Saves hurt kittens WTF?

I'll trust you on knowing how P is  

I head to the gallery first.
You can see much about her character as well as her looks from the pictures.
If I am impressed then I will check out the cost, and then read what she has to say about herself.

I have a bridge I would like to sell you too

You are never alone in anything you do. There many many more out there doing the same things but may not fez up.

she is much more in the category of "I'd like to forget" instead of "I'd like to fuck" She is definitely out of both my age and weight, not to mention mental stability parameters where it comes to hookers I'd like to see.

When I start getting love letters from hookers, then I know I am in too deep. My question is......If I tell you that I debark puppies too, will you still respect me in the morning?

Sorry bro. You know that I sort of like you, but If you bark in a whisper.................

I thought you said that you would never let the cat out of the bag. Even the MILF's are liking me now.

I had heard those rumors...now you've confirmed them.

Oooooh. That's tough. I'm gonna go out on a limb though and say yes, simply because the whole "cat savior" thing is a total panty-dropper. I have a weird hooker crush on you now. Deal with it.  

I don't think I would see her even if she was debarked, used spell check and wrote with some coherence.

a grandmother that I would never fuck.

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with Zoe?

A panty dropper? Dang. That's it, I am going to post my 7 day ad tomorrow  

As long as it isn't a winter dinner because you must have her wear something skimpy in a leopard skin pattern.

I'd pay to meet CHI. But for his number services lol. Perhaps when I visit friends in Chi.