Found this on Twitter.

Grumpy hookers who make a $1 profit die before they can work the 685 years to make their million.

Roller coasters make you old, but happy, and give you weird hair.

Also note that the younger people on the way up are on a different track than the older people coming down, and are shocked and upset that they won't be having the same fun as the latter.

 
Sounds good to me.

 
Myself, I don't go on roller coasters because they make my tummy upset, and the last time I did ride on one I nearly threw up on my date.

For the young Twitter Hotties to gross $1 Million dollars if their rates are $600/hr plus.  4 x 1-2 hr.+ appointments a day working 5 days a week will get you there.  $4,000 day (4 appointments) x 5 days/week x 50 weeks/ year = $1Million.

Thanks for the great answers.  It shows one car with newbies going up and the other finishing up their ride in Hobbyland.  Makes sense and seems quite true.

Roller coasters were my favorite thing for most of my life, but the last time I went to 6-flags in California about 5 years ago, I felt like my internal organs had been non-surgically re-arranged.  Lol

I went about five years ago give or take. I went with a younger woman. I was the alpha and getting her to go on every ride. The day was amazing!!!  Until...

I woke up the next day. My neck and back wouldn’t move. My muscles were sore, whacked and stiff that I thought I would have to need a neck brace.  

There’s more to add on a different thread, but I was out of commission for a couple days afterwards.

It was the worst thinking I could keep up...

Snake 🐍