Or is there even such a thing as too sloppy?

I’m talking about providers who aren’t squeamish about COF/CIM and some cum play for the visual turn-on. I don’t actually need to feel like I just did a deep teabag into a horse trough though. I prefer her face not be covered in spit throughout the fun and save her lovely face for the finale (if it’s allowed).

your question is a little vague.  Are you referring to a sloppy blowjob,  being the fourth guy on a bareback gangbang,  anal sex with a girl who has diverticulitis, or something else entirely?

"anal sex with a girl who has diverticulitis" is just disgusting.

something's can't be unread

Now you're talking.  

So we don't really know what his proclivities are, and I don't want to appear prejudiced against certain fetishes that other guys may like in a way that may discourage someone from talking about their own personal tastes.  I'm invited him to clarify what sloppy is for HIM.  Depending on what he says, this suggestion may way off, as you believe, but on the other hand, we all might be surprised.  Let's wait and find out.  

this shocks the sensibilities of a veteran like you!!!   LOL

Ñah, not really just wondering what experience gave you THAT visual reference.... just sayin' and by the way that gangbang was a one-off over 25 years ago and not reviewed so just drop it please

I just said it was disgusting. Please tell us if you're also in favor of scat play.

But in my own experience, I have done anal with a few providers and have had a turd escape from their ass sometimes as I'm pulling out, but it was not something I would choose to happen.  When it does on occasion, it's a complete accident and the provider is always embarrassed.  So I think when things like this happen after the fact, it can be just as disgusting as when someone is into scat play, in my own OPINION.  I'm definitely not someone who seeks out this kind of fetish, but I don't want to be judgmental of those who do.  But that don't change it as one of the POSSIBLE options our OP may be talking about.  Still no clarification, I believe.

crack made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.  LMAO

Now that was a good visual, thanks for sharing.  Promise,  they have all been protected since, I do still enjoy a good spit roast, basted and glazed well,  all this social distancing kinda ruined the extracurricular activities though.

I've only had anal with my wife at the time and nothing ever escaped during or after. In my opinion why fuck an asshole when the pussy is right next to it.

But honestly, who would put the outhouse so fucking close to the snackbar? lol

...literally only remember ONE person requesting I use less spit lmfao so.....**shrugs**

While I love a good facial protein drip for breast skin improvement, I am  going to take this in a different direction.

.... I have been sitting back waiting with bated breath checking this thread  to see who among this intrepid group will take the opportunity to jump on this prime opportunity.  I even asked the question "sloppy what ?" and we get talk about sloppy blowjobs....what is there a dry blowjob, seriously.  C'mon now I know there has to be someone who is brave  enough to throw decorum (did I say that here,) to the wind and bring up the large intimidating pussy sitting in the corner.... very dissapointed as this thread begins to lose steam and momentum is lost.

Last year, pre-COVID, a favorite of mine showed up for a threesome with a female friend of hers. They both were pretty tipsy, but the fave especially, which ruined the experience. Even a naked shower for the three of us, which should have been a lot of fun, was a dud as a result of her sloppy drunkenness.

Being buzzed is one thing, acting like a lush is something ugly to see, even a hot naked lady.  

"My dear Scarlet, I don't give a damn."

Mammaries.

I've seen inicky46's tally wacker. I don't remember how it became about, but I think it was when Inicky46 and I saw Eric Clapton at MSG a few years ago. mrfisher and Bev Fisher opted for a steak dinner instead and picked us up after.