You don't have to make a "federal case" out of this, it's already one. lol

I would give the guy one opportunity to make things right and then do what needs to be done. As the previous poster alluded, the feds aren't going to give a fuck about prostitution, but they are going to be VERY interested in funny money.

a provider I see a lot called me on saturday mad as hell and crying. some guy she had an over night session with paid her with fake money. she had seen the guy before twice, and there was no issue with his money.

the dude requested an over night session, which she charges 1500 for her. she was so pissed, because she turned down other clients including myself to spend all night with this con artist.

i felt bad for her, but I did laugh for a few minutes. i thought it was bold as hell to try something like that. smh, i got scared once because i by mistake short changed a provider twenty dollars once, and she sent me a text, letting me know. I thought she was lying until next day i saw a twenty laying on my car's floor. when i went to go see her again i gave her the twenty i owed her.

I have had to learn to always count the money and check it, evn if its in front of them, but I feel its so tacky.
Unfortunatly Ive had guys short charge me, whether by mistake or on purpose. Thats sad and upsetting.
I had someone pull a similar trick. He was someone I had seen before so Im assuming he knew I wouldnt check until after he had left, and that I would trust him. Out of $200 I got 1 $20 and 9 ones..

that the authorities DO give a shit about.  If she did an overnight with this guy she obviously knows how to get in touch with him.  She needs to let this guy know that he needs to make this right with her.  

I'm no expert here, but, I do know that the Secret Service investigates counterfeiting and I'm pretty sure that the Secret Service doesn't give a FUCK about hooking.  

And any guy that would even THINK about doing something like this is FUCKING NUTS cuz what happens if the girl doesn't catch it and deposits it into a bank account or something - guess what - LE is going to get called and they WILL be asking the girl where she got the money!!!!

This is like the opposite of when a provider tries to blackmail a client and turns a misdemeanor no-one-gives-a-shit blowjob into a your-going-to-prison felony.

How in the world did she let that slip?

this guy seems to be begging for it.

No kidding, that's a crazy move. Insane, even.

But just a thought . . . is it possible the person with the counterfeit bills is also a victim? Dunno, just a thought that occurred to me.

I get people who sometimes forget my outcall fee. Never a good feeling, but the few times it has happened, I do think it's an honest mistake.

I've seen it so much with my agency... Regulars or not this happened way too often.

As others said she needs to report this to the US secret service ASAP. They don't care if prostitution is involved.

I think if it was a $20 or two, maybe was an honest mistake, BUT $1500, he KNEW. There's no way the bank gave him the fake money, so he knew. It happened a few times here in Madison in the last year, so I've learned to always check the money... to make sure it's the right amount AND to make sure it's real. The new fake money looks so real, you can't tell upon first glance... hold it up to a light or get one of those counterfeit pens they sell at office depot.

mixed fake and real so after the appointment I went to fill up my gas tank and at the time it was 100 to fill it up .I took 5 $20 bills and went in to pay for the gas and the clerk told me 2 of the 5 bills were fakes.
My heart just about came out of my chest .I said no way,he showed me .He let me leave and i got out to my car and called the asshole .He stated there was no way that they could have been fake because right before he met me he went to the ATM and thats where he got the money.

He was a creep anyways i would never see him again and I posted his info on the local boards to warn other girls of what he was doing . I dont understand ,people no longer have any care in the world if they burn people harm and hurt people.

We are still human beings at the end of the day .We shouldnt get taken advatage of just because we have chose to be in this business.

There are more wonderful respectful men in this business then the bad .

I've seen one Benny that even had the strip in it .
Counterfeiting is becoming more common.

Thanks PAL! Now WTF am I gonna do?....

A similar situation happened to a third girl on a assignment in Vegas 2010. We three were paid 1k each and I asked for tips so that it would cover our return flight tickets. One of the gents removed over (15) 100c notes. The three of us  received 500c per lady and I adjourned to tuck mine in a safe place. Not before long my friend swapped her 20's for all c notes. I had a bad feeling about my 500 in tips because the paper felted strange,dye was "Too" dark but there was a strip showing from the light not matching. The next day I went to the bank to make a transfer and the Merchant teller confirmed my fears. The 5 100c notes were FAKE'S!!! The teller notified his supervisor and my I.D was taken ,xeroxed and I had to sign a document. They made mention that these were excellent quality fakes and many had come into their branch. All of my 20's totaling 1k were Legal tender,,,sadly the third girl who swapped her 20's for 100's. Was cleaned out and PISSED off like a BLack Mamba...I don't trust clients who request change,flash HUGE tips in 100 or 50's. Never tell the Federal Government that you are a CALL GIRL. That will be on public record and it is NOT legal in the USA. Turn this $$ over to the local bank and they will contact the SECRET SERVICE. In the eyes of the Gov't you are a "Criminal" if you are paid for sexual activity and boast that sensitive data. To a Fed Agent he may Not have the desire to arrest you but you LOOK pretty stupid confessing that your a .......!

Years ago when I used to work for an agency I had guy give me 700 in fake hundreds.
I checked the money to make sure it was the right amount and put it away.
Went to the agency to give them their fee the next day I received a call from the owner that the bills were fake.The owner said I would have to pay the fee out of my own pocket since I did not check the bills at the time I was new to this business so I did not even know to do this.A very expensive lesson
Ever since then I check the money I was hot as fish grease to be out that kind of money.

I also had a guy when I was working for an agency cut part of a hundred dollar bill and tape the edges of the hundred to a 10 bill he folded it up in the envelope like I would not notice.The rest of the bills were okay except for this fake bill he tried to make.I certainly told him the bill was a 10 not a hundred and he would need to pay with a real 100 bill.What the hell do people be thinking?Ask for a service pay for it with real money it is not rocket science.

I have this fear that a Fav lady might let me walk out without leaving it...  because she is totally discreet...  as I play well away from my neighborhood...  I would feel obligated to make it right at once.  This has lead me to the following ritual which has worked for me over several years.  

I keep the donation separate in my key pocket...  I can not get my keys out without feeling it.  I don't mess with silly envolupes.  I keep the precounted bills together with a big paperclip.  
When I undress, my pocket junk goes on the corner of her dresser, next to the chair for my clothes (a nice touch, btw).  After the action, when I'm redressing the donation gets left behind.  In the back & forth of dressing, using the bathroom, the donation will silently disappear.  I'm never sure quite when.  I like the GFE illusion...  

A shame the A** H**** who did this could not be turned in.  
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OMG I'd really hurt that idiot and ruin his life, my prayers to your friend.

I agree, this guy needs to be outed. If he did it once, he'll try it again.