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A careful reading of my post makes it obvious I have no problem with the threAd at all.
JakeFromStateFarm 148 reads
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I am simply pointing it out for what it obviously is. Just as I often also point out that you are a political hack and Russian dupe. As for Christmas, I don't have any problem with it either, unless or until someone tries to shove their fairy tale in my face. This would include references to the so-called "war on Christmas" or pleading with me to "Keep the Christ in Christmas." Then I'm forced to point out that Christ, if he even existed -- for which there is ZERO actual proof -- was a renegade reformed rabbi. But excuse me for again confusing you with the facts.
I'd be happy to wish all the bamboozled a merry Christmas but it isn't even Thanksgiving yet. And I will celebrate that holiday as I always do: by inviting my neighbors to my house for a feast. After which I will kill them and take their land.

ashleyshye3108 reads

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JakeFromStateFarm160 reads

Also, avoiding threADS.
lol. Happy Holidays, doll!

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GaGambler138 reads

Somehow I don't see it being one of your bigger problems.

 
The biggest problem I have with the holidays is that most of the Chicas in Latin America tend to like spending the holiday season with family and seem to all take vacation en masse, leaving us horny mongers in the lurch. It's gotten where I don't even bother going anywhere as I get more pussy right here at home during those last couple of weeks of the year.

 
As for Christmas itself, it's just kind of another day for me, I don't buy gifts, I am not Christian, so the day has no religious meaning to me, I can't do any work that day, and it's an almost non existent football day, so Bah humbug. lol

 
But for those of you who do love Christmas, don't let me piss on your parade. To all of you I wish you a Very Merry Christmas. (I might be a scrooge, but the world won't end if I use the words "Merry Christmas" instead the PC "Happy Holidays")

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JakeFromStateFarm149 reads

I am simply pointing it out for what it obviously is. Just as I often also point out that you are a political hack and Russian dupe. As for Christmas, I don't have any problem with it either, unless or until someone tries to shove their fairy tale in my face. This would include references to the so-called "war on Christmas" or pleading with me to "Keep the Christ in Christmas." Then I'm forced to point out that Christ, if he even existed -- for which there is ZERO actual proof -- was a renegade reformed rabbi. But excuse me for again confusing you with the facts.
I'd be happy to wish all the bamboozled a merry Christmas but it isn't even Thanksgiving yet. And I will celebrate that holiday as I always do: by inviting my neighbors to my house for a feast. After which I will kill them and take their land.

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GaGambler148 reads

You clearly did say "avoiding" threADs, just because you added an "lol" on the second line doesn't undo the fact that you said what you said, nor does it nullify the fact that you call EVERY OP written by this provider a "threAD" Either you have a problem with her posts or you stupidly think pointing out threADs makes you look smart when the exact opposite it true, not to mention it makes you look rather petty as well.  

 
I also find it rather amusing that you agree with me about Christmas and then after agreeing with me you try to claim you are "confusing me with facts" Come on Bob, even a feeble old man can do better than that, can't you? GET OFF MY LAWN YOU KIDS!!! lmao. I am impressed however by the fact that in one paragraph you can be as grumpy as Bernie, as feeble and deluded as Mueller and as confused as OPJ. Congratulations.

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JakeFromStateFarm152 reads

And, yes, the lol DOES in fact nullify any actual criticism. Also, by her response, Ashley herself has ZERO problem with my posts. Apparently, only YOU do.
And as far as "confusing you with the facts," I really do beg your pardon. I assumed, with YEARS of experience, that virtually ALL facts confuse you because EVERY post you write demonstrates this. So when I offered up some new facts about Jesus I simply assumed you'd be confused by them. And despite your complaining to the contrary, I believe you are STILL confused.
Now please go find a Proctologist to remove that HUGE bug from your ass.

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coeur-de-lion127 reads

mean when they say, "moving the goal posts."  AFTER you got called out, you qualified you response, something you have criticized me for doing many times.  In retrospect, were those "pot calling the kettle black" moments?

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JakeFromStateFarm172 reads

But I'm sure GaMulvaney is grateful for your lame attempt to clean up his idiotic post. You can take your head out of his ass any time now.

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coeur-de-lion122 reads

fail just because YOU say it is, anymore than something is true or false because YOU say it is.  Its a common affliction among those with misplaced arrogance to try to tell other people what to think.  I doubt anybody here is buying your take on my post except LTM.  He's your Tonto, always agreeing with his Kemosabe.  

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JakeFromStateFarm143 reads

this may just be your biggest Pot/Kettle/Black faux pas EVER.
Even Tonto embarrassed for you.

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coeur-de-lion124 reads

Saying, "you, too?"  Geez, I'm embarrassed for you, but if you don't have anything original, then you have to play the fool, don't you?  

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JakeFromStateFarm118 reads

I say this based on your predictably feeble retort.
Another victory lap for Jake.

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coeur-de-lion150 reads

a victory lap AFTER the stadium has emptied out.  Its like watching the janitor sweep up the paper cups, but if that's what makes you feel like a winner, go ahead and take the lap while nobody except the janitor is watching.  Who knows?  He might actually be impressed that you can haul your ancient ass around the track.  Lol

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JakeFromStateFarm167 reads

That would be continually wiping the floor with your sorry butt. I can only imagine how unpleasant that must be for you. I assume you're a masochist.
To each his own.

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coeur-de-lion127 reads

a legend in your own mind.  I don't expect to change your perspective on what an ass-kicking winner you THINK you are.  (Laffy thinks the same thing about himself.)   Too bad not a single person here agrees with you on that point.  Well, maybe Laffy does now that you have accepted him as your mentor by using his shopworn slogans.  

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JakeFromStateFarm131 reads

Considering the massive number of times you've declared victory here and given yourself a high-five plus a two-handed back pat with double, twisting dismount, it is AMAZING you can accuse ANYONE else of declaring victory.
But never mind. Just put this latest trophy up on your Wall Of Shame with so many others.
Now please stop interrupting my victory lap.

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coeur-de-lion112 reads

You are now competing with Laffy for the most overused, shopworn phrase on TER Discussion Boards.  Like Laffy, this is your go-to slogan when you've got no real comeback.  "Pot-Kettle-Black" can now takes it rightful place with Laffy's "Wave that white flag . . . . ." slogan, which you have hi-jacked lately for your own posts.  You're got nearly 20 of these in the past five months across only two boards.  Its a shame that your vocabulary is drying up at a relatively young age compared to most dementia sufferers.   Is there a medication to fix that?   Thank god Laffy is mentoring you, and providing you with some of HIS slogans to use when your mind goes blank, which seems to be more frequently lately.  My deepest sympathies go with you, my friend.  I will try to be tolerant as you decline.

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JakeFromStateFarm151 reads

did you have to take so many words and spend so much time to do it? Also, it's hardly my fault if you keep doing your Pot=Kettle=Black routine and force me to point it out. I promise to cease using the phrase when you stop actually doing it. Let the record also show you did NOT deny doing it. Just like a RepubliTard: when you've been exposed and can't deny it, DIVERT and try making the discussion about something else.
In future, please try not to be so damn obvious about it.

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coeur-de-lion144 reads

of the subject-change.  You can't even remember where you are.  What does being Republican or Democrat have to do with being on THIS board or what I posted?  Once again, you are earning your BobFromStateFarm moniker in spades.  When you accuse someone of doing something, no need to deny it if its utterly false, like most of your claims are.  Are you saying that I'm the guy who really shot JFK if YOU say so and I DON'T deny it?  That's third-grade logic.  You should be embarrassed you even said it.  You are very near beyond redemption.

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ashleyshye135 reads

Thank you and Happy Holidays to you as well JakeFromStateFarm

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swimtrekr135 reads

gifts for my kids.......

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Silkstalkings158 reads

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coeur-de-lion129 reads

Is Christmas shopping.  I absolutely hate it, but there is no way around it.  I tried using a personal shopper one year, but she bought stuff that nobody liked, so I went back to doing it myself.  I have learned the best way to relieve the stress is to have sex with as many different women as possible over the holidays, so this will include providers, SB's, and even a few civvies.  

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mrfisher146 reads

Sadly there are now family politics issues to deal with.

Beyond that, there's finding the energy to deal with it all.

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Dave76015117 reads

At a certain point, how much material stuff do you need?
I like Alton Brown's kitchen gadget advise: it it only does one thing, skip it.
I'm on the verge of it it is not consumable, don't get it. Food or Wine of the month is good.  Same with concert tickets.  But I hate giving Ticketmaster cash up front.  
Aw Hell.  Let's just do Escort of the Month and spread around the wealth!!

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mrfisher142 reads

Unfortunately, one of those things is drawing blood from my hands.

8o(

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impposter123 reads

I'm not a big holiday guy so I don't struggle with the holiday stuff too much. "Here's a gift card. I hope you like it. Buy what you want and don't complain to me if it's the wrong size or color or if it breaks the first time you use it."  
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I do look forward to the holiday decorations such as the giant illuminated dildos, butt plugs and balls in NYC.  
Giant dildos outside the McGraw-Hill Building (talk about stocking stuffers!):
http://www.flickr.com/photos/39772828@N03/4317226069/
Giant butt plugs:  http://secure2.pbase.com/hjsteed/image/90502620
(click thru "previous / next" on the top right for giant holiday balls, etc.)

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GaGambler132 reads

Not that there is anything wrong with a guy being into "giant illuminated dildos, butt plugs and balls" I am just surprised you picked this thread in which to "share"  

 
I guess this could explain why you haven't made a post about pussy in a VERY long time. Thanks for sharing.

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coeur-de-lion128 reads

He included links, presumably to places that sell this stuff (I say presumably because I didn't look).  

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impposter145 reads

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: What's most disturbing to me is . . . .
He included links, presumably to places that sell this stuff (I say presumably because I didn't look).  
Those are the same pictures I post to TER almost every holiday season. Most people find them to be entertaining. Why don't you look at the evidence before forming your opinion and then jumping to the wrong conclusion.

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JakeFromStateFarm160 reads

I am shocked. SHOCKED!!!!

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GaGambler141 reads

I am way too lazy to wade through thousands of posts to see if you are telling the truth, but even if I stipulate that you have been doing this for years, it does explain a lot about you that I have been wondering about lately.

 
Lastly, how did you come to the conclusion that "most people find them to be entertaining" Do you have some favorable posts you'd like to link, or did you just pull that statement out of the very same place those butt plugs were recently lodged? Not that I am judging of course. Well at least I am not judging about your sexual preferences, I will confess to judging you for your somewhat tenuous relationship with the truth.

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impposter160 reads

Posted By: GaGambler
how did you come to the conclusion that "most people find them to be entertaining" Do you have some favorable posts you'd like to link, or did you just pull that statement out of the very same place those butt plugs were recently lodged? Not that I am judging of course. Well at least I am not judging about your sexual preferences, I will confess to judging you for your somewhat tenuous relationship with the truth.
 
Many favorable replies to my "holiday decoration" posts; not ANY negative posts.
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/new-york-2/are-the-giant-vibrators-on-display-at-the-mcgraw-hill-building-this-year-243980?frmSearch=1#243980
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/new-york-2/stocking-stuffers-in-nyc-173467?frmSearch=1#173467
superdogg69: Very Funny!!! Thanks for the good laugh!
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/new-york-2/giant-dildos-and-blue-balls-195161?frmSearch=1#195161
Fantasia8: Im So Exxxcited....teeth_smile ~ I will def be there :) Right up this Kitty's Alley ~
OctaviaNyc_NJ: I loved the lights! Just so stunning. I loved the Balls too! [I remember Octavia!]
QueenBia: Awesome!teeth_smile. Thanks for sharing they will be down by the time I visit & I love it! lol
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/new-york-2/re-giant-dildoes-at-rockefeller-center-with-picture-221321?frmSearch=1#221321
MakenzieRae: Oh that is hilarious and I love it...will have to get some pics of them...
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http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/new-york-2/the-giant-dildoes-are-back-in-nyc-234680?frmSearch=1#234680
SerenaVincente: no risk of burning? teeth_smile [a funny Q about inserting hot light bulbs into interesting places]  
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MILLIONS of people, old and young, walking around midtown Manhattan see those giant displays and think "giant Xmas lights!"  A smaller number see those giant displays and think "giant sex toy displays??"  
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Why don't you just look at the pics, leave out the ad hominem, and just check one box:
[  ] funny pics and interpretation
[  ] not funny pics and interpretation

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JakeFromStateFarm144 reads

She threw some awesome M&Gs, too. GaMulvaney is just jealous. And he STILL needs bigger balls. He also DESPERATELY needs a sense of humor. I don't think he's had a good laugh since before Y2K.

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coeur-de-lion121 reads

Dildo's and butt-plugs.  I already know what those look like.  Why do you think I should look at yours?  I didn't jump to ANY conclusions.  I just commented on my observation that it seemed odd that you think other men here would be interested in Giant Butt-Plugs.  I, for one, do not share your interest, so no need to look at them before I comment.  

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JakeFromStateFarm152 reads

He needs to find a pair of large balls anywhere he can. rofl

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HaleyOrlando124 reads

I spend Thanksgiving at a girlfriends house every year and her husband has it on the whole day. He watches on a paid channel when it goes off the regular channels. The guys all hang out around the TV while the ladies cook and clean-up the mess.  

Even with my complaining I always enjoy the company and food.  

Kisses Haley

Related Link: my website in Orlando

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