So... I've debated on whether or not to post about this but the last topic was about no one posting and posting new topics of discussion. Here goes....
Over the past few months I've had some pretty traumatizing events take place with a couple of my regulars when it comes to ass play. This has pretty completely ruined it for anyone else! Now, my one client showers in my shower every time he sees me. I'm talking a full shower; shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and shaves! This past time I was talking to him while he was in the shower and I noticed he was using every single different body wash I had in the shower. I keep all different kinds and scents. Some men like mens body wash, some married men prefer unscented,  I like a certain kind, some like dial, etc... I thought to myself "What the fuck is he doing besides using up all my soap? Who does this?" Well right after he got out he asked if I'd lube up my finger and just rub his hole with some pressure but not go in. So considering what I just witnessed in my shower I knew he was squeaky clean and fresh! If I was going to insert my finger I would have applied a rubber but I wasn't. I began and at first there were soap bubbles!!! Yes, fucking bubbles of soap! But then within 2 seconds..... the SMELL.... I THOUGHT HE SHIT HIMSELF RIGHT THERE! I didn't hear or feel anything come out! I've never smelled anything so horrific in my life! I instantly started gagging! And I can shove a 9 incher down my throat and not gag! I've pegged guys and have had little mishaps and that was no issue; hardly any smell. I immediately jumped up and went to the sink (there wasn't anything left on my finger) and dumped rubbing alcohol and soap all over my hands and exclaimed "My bladder is going to burst! I have to pee!" And went to the bathroom. When I came out the entire room stunk! Luckily he flipped over and the rest of our session went the way it usually goes but I was unable to enjoy it. I haven't seen him since and he still calls me. I just don't know what to say, what if he wants more, how could he not smell that, I liked seeing him before that, I'm just freaked out!  

Another gentleman I was seeing.... Extremely attractive,  very clean, very professional, a lot of fun, always showers right before I arrive.  Had been seeing him for quite some time and this last time wanted a rim job. I figured "Why not. He's always super clean and fresh!" What the fuck? No! Again I gagged and just had to stop. He heard me gag and was nice about it and flipped around and we casually went about our time together. I just don't understand...... I see reviews of ladies that do this stuff all the time and really wonder? What are your experiences like? And guys...how do you clean yourselves? I don't do anal but before I see anyone I clean myself out and wash, wash, wash. I take my shower head and practicality shove it up my ass. If I'm at a hotel and don't have a hand held shower head I spread my cheeks, bend all the way over, and repeat. If the colon isn't clear there will be a smell. Do men just wipe with toilet paper and think their good to go? Or just a quick rinse off? Do men ever experience this issue with a woman or provider? For gentleman requesting anal play how do you prep?  
I hope I didn't cross any lines on this post. I didn't divulge any names or personal data. We shall see..

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I'm not sure what is the question? You ask about gentlemen requesting anal play, how do you prep. For rimming, I wash very thoroughly, shave 'down' there so its not only clean, but smooth. If we're getting graphic, no hair means no 'Klingons" around Uranus.  

A bad smell of that magnitude may be indicative of a serious problem, like cancer.

As for the second guy, he may just not have 'evacuated' himself and the gaseous smell was leaking out. Depends on what has been eaten, too.

Finally, you should come tour the DMV, you're gorgeous and you do rimming. Seriously, though, I hope your two experiences haven't turned you off from offering the service. Its rare for a 'white' girl to offer that service. K-girls do it all the time, and is part of the allure of seeing them.

I don't eat any food the day before I play. Or at least I don't eat food 12 hours before I play. Besides the usual shower, shave, brush my teeth and use mouth wash, I do an enema cleanse. Rinse and repeat until there's nothing but clean water going out.  I make totally sure I'm clean in that part. I'm not into playing in that area and neither are the providers I'm seeing. I don't want to have any hygiene or foul odors when I'm playing. Sorry you went through those two bad sessions. Most guys don't even clean that part of themselves before they play.    

I just don't get some of you guys. You train harder for a couple of hours of sex than I would to run a fucking marathon.

 
I try to have sex just about every day, If i were to fast 24 hours before having sex, just when the fuck would I ever eat?

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...PUI is encouraged and always given a certain amount of leeway. BTW, love the alias.

...... he's a dog with an impacted anal gland.

He clearly has a stank that no amount of soap can remove.  
I guess there might not be any more tossed salad in your future.  

If it smells like shit..... you must quit.

I had multiple questions and you pretty much answered them. Nice to hear that you actually shave your ass! That's hot! Does that mean you shave other parts too?? I love a nice clean shaven man.  

I'm kind of scarred from these past events. I even added to my website "Don't ask me to stick my face or extremities down there." I guess I'll just have to be extremely blunt and possibly hurt some feelings when asked for ass play. "Did you take a full shit and cleanse your colon out? Did you shave and throughroughly wash? I have to do a smell test first, if you smell like shit I'm not doing it!"  

I've been asked a lot to visit the DMV area, but my schedule here in Cleveland has not given me the opportunity to do so yet. Summer time I will for sure be doing a tour. I plan on going to Atlanta, Huston, and D.C., not sure which order.

I'm pretty sure he was referring to ass play not just sex.

I guess in the future for anymore ass play request my reply will politely be "Wipe your hand up and down your ass crack really good, shove your finger up your asshole, give your hand and finger a good whiff.... matter of fact, shove that finger up your nose and whiff, ask yourself "Would I eat that?" If your answer is "yes" I'll do a quick sniff and if we are good it's a go."  

I don't want to completely stop doing ass play for I do enjoy it; I love pleasing a man just as much as I love being pleased, but I can't handel another epic fail in this department.  What made these events so traumatizing is that these clients were regulars that I truly enjoyed being with! They were always clean and fresh....but their ASS...YIKES!!!!  

First off, let me say that I'm sorry you experienced such traumatizing events with two clients who didn't know what they were doing in preparing for backdoor play.  

I enjoy giving and receiving anal pleasure with someone who knows what they are doing regarding the prep work needed for good clean fun in a taboo area.  

Evacuation of the bowels is the first step; since I'm a healthy dinosaur and eat a clean diet, I'm a fairly regular guy. Showering with plenty of soap, hot water and scrubbing with a wash cloth is next -- and pay plenty of attention to the play areas. Then shaving of cock, balls and around the anus itself -- smooth is more fun for all concerned.  

Then an anal cleansing with a disposable bottle; enema cleanse kit at Walmart is about $3.50 for a two-pack. I empty the bottle and use warm water, then lube up the nozzle, insert and rinse 3-4 times, until nothing but clear water shows in the toilet bowl. Dry off, relax a bit and then I'm ready to have fun.

I also make sure that my play partner is on the same page regarding their prep work -- none of us want to encounter unpleasant smells (or worse!) during what should be a hot & sexy session. I've had sessions during the last few months involving plenty rimming, pegging and tgirl play, along with finger play and tongue fucking. No problems encountered during the AAR (After Action Report).

Communication is key about this kind of encounter -- otherwise the sort of things you've experienced might occur and turn someone off quite completely to ever experiencing what can be quite pleasurable. Be blunt if need be but be detailed in your inquiry; it's not something that I've found happens with the first encounter.

about the benefits of probiotics.  It is truly amazing what it does to the stomach and digestion.  It doesn't take long to see results and I tell women and men about the benefits every chance I get.  I have my whole family on probiotics.

Probiotics, for me, have completely cured IBS that I use to struggle with.  I use would take Imodium AD daily, especially if going on a dinner date.  And I couldn't partake in any alcohol without it triggering the IBS.  And coffee was the worst and would have a whole morning of running to the bathroom.

Probiotics have regulated me and my digestion and stomach feels as healthy as when I was 8 years old.  I completely empty hard fully digested food just once when I get up in the morning now.  Usually about half way through my only cup of coffee and caffeine for the day.  And I feel clean after a shower.

I'll just shove a funnel up my ass and add 6 quarts of Listerine! JK.... I don't need or want a woman to lick my ass. Or stick fingers, or cucumbers up it. Nope....one way street there! Exit only.

I have read of guys into ass play escalating their thrill-seeking to the point of inserting a live gerbil to run around in their Colon.  He probably did this and the gerbil died in there.  He's figures the remains will eventually pass out when he takes a healthy shit to eliminate his own waste matter.  Meanwhile, the stink is just a combination of his own shit mixed with the decomp from the gerbil.  OF COURSE its going to smell putrid.  There might be another logical explanation, but I can't think of one right now.  

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tastes run to what I consider the bizarre , so I try not to disappoint.  Lol

I live on probiotics! I too have suffered from IBS the vast majority of my life and with probiotics and a healthy diet 99% of the time I'm fine. I have my macchiato every am and completely empty after. I don't do anal but I enjoy dato so I cleanse myself out every am too. I only use water and just cleanse my very lower colon. It gets any residue out. Doing an actual enema everyday would be horrible for one's health.

Don't eat anything 12 hours before you play.
Use an enema bag to rinse yourself out.  
Do another enema flush 2 to 3 hours before you play.  
Make sure you have a totally clean bowel.

 
Nothing worse or more embarrassing than going to use the rest room when you see a provider right before you play.  

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I understand, I also put different types of bath gel, alcohol gel, deodorants, mouthwash, clean towels of various sizes, disposable slippers and the bathroom always keep it very clean ... Even with all these facilities, there're men who when I ask them if they want go to the bathroom they answer me: if today I already taked a shower! (if you come from work and bathed at 8 am) or when looking for strapon or anal games with the dildo do not do anal hygiene. It is impossible!
Once the guy couldn't support the strapon and poo on my bed. He left a good tip for the disaster but for me even with the generous tip was a nightmare, and I threw the sheets and towels in the trash.
Also there're guys who love to steal the items from the bathroom, kinda they want to save some money i guess.
Since this experience, I don't accept to do strapon or fisting if the person don't make a proper hygiene before the session.

Learn to breathe out of your mouth, so you do not gag.  Shit happens.  Offer enemas to clean your clients prior to ass play it's a courtesy.  Be prepared by having supplies ready for caca.  I have scented candles, Lysol, etc.. if the smell of shit bothers you stop offering rimming & ass play it's that simple.

hahahahaha no way rimming is out of my list of services

with too much time on your hands.

Thought of taking walk in the park, taking up hiking, volunteer work?

When you focus all your free time on P4P, it is like the old commercial for drugs; your brain is on fire!