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Re: 89Springers query regarding how old is too old, I give you...
mrfisher 115 Reviews 1415 reads
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the ten top ways to know if you (hobbyists) are too old:

10. You have to ask her to remind you what your name is.

9.  You pay by signing over your Social Security check to her.

8.  She thinks your liver spots are tattoos.

7.  It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

6.  Her nickname for your dick is Punxsutawney Phil because it only pops up once a year.

5.  Brylcream, yes Brylcream!

4.  When she asks you for a suggestion for what kind of music to play, you reply: anything by John Phillip Sousa.

3.  If she asks you if you've come you say:  Well I'm here, ain't I?

2.  She has to tie your shoes for you.

1.  And the number one reason you know you're too old for this is:

She turns out to be your wife.

Back_In_Black 219 reads
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Of humor . U have my vote for ter MAN of the year ! That's a great list , I like #7, that's funny.

Posted By: mrfisher
the ten top ways to know if you (hobbyists) are too old:

10. You have to ask her to remind you what your name is.

9.  You pay by signing over your Social Security check to her.

8.  She thinks your liver spots are tattoos.

7.  It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

6.  Her nickname for your dick is Punxsutawney Phil because it only pops up once a year.

5.  Brylcream, yes Brylcream!

4.  When she asks you for a suggestion for what kind of music to play, you reply: anything by John Phillip Sousa.

3.  If she asks you if you've come you say:  Well I'm here, ain't I?

2.  She has to tie your shoes for you.

1.  And the number one reason you know you're too old for this is:

She turns out to be your wife.

69EType 214 reads
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joebunda90 12 Reviews 183 reads
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Is like the country song.  "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was."

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