Anyone else try to see how long they can hold out on any release before finally erupting with a cip or cim in a provider? I'm on day 22. It's part agony and part meditation, among other things. What's everyones record? I'm talking total abstinence so no self service. Not sure how much longer I can hold out. Already researching providers worthy of my full battalion of soldiers.

I was 11 years 4 months 2 days old. My provider was my right hand as I recall.

and I have ZERO desire to play this game, unless of course I am playing to lose.  

that flail themselves with a cat-o-nine-tails and rip the flesh off your back.  Going this long without releasing your semen is just a variation on self-flagellation.  Why the hell would someone ever go 22 days without seeing a provider?  What did you do that gives you a need to punish yourself?  If I go more than 3 days, I have a wet dream and have to change my sheets, then I'm empty and there's room for more, so three days is my limit unless I'm sick.  

No simp september
no nut november

"I'm out!"

I usually top out at a month

About 21 days is the longest I've gone. Did it as a personal challenge to see how big I could get my load. Problem was after about a week, I started having these intensely erotic dreams and i would wake up 'leaking' pre-cum in the bed.

I was actually 9 years 4 months 2 days old.

I generally try to not be judgmental here.  That said, just out of curiosity I clicked on one of your reviews (Jamie) and this is what I saw ...

They say that young guys growing up jacking off to easy access online porn perform badly in the bedroom.  So one reason to limit jacking off is to enhance real sex pleasure.  

You do realize your body is not storing all that pent up Jizz. Your body is resorbing a lot of your “stash”. Ask any of us that have had vasectomies.

Shit     I couldn't get through this thread without cranking one out

How long:
By choice: a week may be ...
By Covid: few months  
By no choosing of my own: a trip to Far East, including monastery, trekking, ‘pilgrimage’ type. Celibacy lasted more than six months... no cim or cip that is  

My limit for not seeing a provider - 3 weeks
My limit for not rubbing one out - 4 days

I dont really get the connection here.
What does his review have to do with his post? Why should he get BLd?

nurse, and you know how to fake sincerity, she will rub one out for you.  No need to DIY.  

I don't see why a little thing like being in a hospital bed should keep me from getting pussy.

My way, you have to work for it, but your way, you just pay for it.  Sounds a lot easier.  Lol

Articulated Bus. When you see one coming around the corner, the other isn't too far behind.

Bendy-buses.  What they failed to think through when they ordered them was that they were going to have to move all of the bus stops another 60 feet from the corner of the intersection.  Its costing them a fortune and they are still moving them.  

Actually did  close to this for a friend. New the top dog at the hospital, so we had a stripper visit him in his room. Even his wife enjoyed it. Good friends are good to have.   he recovered nicely.

You have to forgive GaG and CDL because they are joined at the hip and have zero social life outside of TER. Narcissistic and sexually inept, both like to give ‘advice’ to anyone and anywhere on any topic! Both are attention seeking stupids on the same pod.
Hope you can forgive them!