Ladies, how well do you know your clients ?
       Gentlemen, how well do you know your brethren ?

The rules are simple, just match the daily member handle with their personally submitted descriptor.

Welcome to day Eight !!!

         Lets roast KeystoneKid and Dantananot...

Come on Mistress Jessica, maybe you should put that female intuition to rest, its not working anyway and consider logic this time around.

 Hang in there, we only have one more day with our last three Handles left.  
 Yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Luck everyone !


Here are the choices, with a few extras thrown into the mix for entertainment.


1) Is known to have " The Sweetest Dick " on the Providers Board.

2) Dabbled in a short Bi-curious experience in college.

3) A true Gentleman who knows the proper way to treat a lady.

4) Suspended in H.S. for 3 days for playing hookie while carrying on an affair
   with a married 28 year old woman.

5) Attempted light vacuum cleaner sex without success.

6) Brought a provider to his exes wedding.

7) Gets extremely excited by feet.

8) Has over 50 aliases, periodically gives one provider a list of all of them.

9) Known as " Have tongue will party ".

One lucky individual will be awarded the "12 John's of Xxxmas Trophy" at this years Cannes Film Festival on the warm and sunny French Riviera.
You must be present to accept your prize.

Good Luck everyone !

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Day #1 HalfHour... The provider trapped in a hobbyist's body.
                  * Winner * Inicky *

Day #2 MP67 ...    Is an accomplished pen and ink artist        
                  * Winner * Scoed *

Day #3 Scoed...    Who would guess that I was homeless for over a year.
                  * Winner * Inicky * * HalfHour * * OSP * * !DA *

Day #4 MrFisher... Considers himself to be " Inscrutable ".
                  * Winner * Scoed *

Day #5 Chgocpa...  GFE, sure but I did bring some rope, tape and a gag for you
                  to wear.     * There were NO winners *

Day #6 Inicky...   Master of Keyboard Diarrhea
                  * Winners * Mp67 *  Scoed * Osp *

      Claudius... Spock plus McCoy minus Kirk
                  * Winners * Inicky * Osp * HalfHour *

Day #7 BigPapasan. I was a five-time undefeated champion on Jeopardy when Art
                  Fleming was still hosting. No, I'm not THAT old, bitches!
                  * Winners * Inicky *

      Followme... The alias without an alias.
                  * Winners * Mp67 * OSP * Perfectstorm * Claudius * HalfHour *

Day #8 KeystoneKid & Dantananot

Scores to date.

Tied for first
OSP 4 (Followme, Claudius, Inicky, scoed)
Inicky 4 ( BigPapasan, Claudius, scoed, HalfHour)

Tied for third
HalfHour 3 (Followme, Claudius, scoed)
scoed 3 (Inicky, MrFisher, MP67)

Fifth
MP67* 2 (Followme, Inicky)
* He should be 4 except romeogolf is counting his correct answer on Claudius and fail to give him a ast second chance to answer mine as MP knew it.

Tied for sixth
Perfectstorm 1 (Followme)
Claudius 1 (Followme)
!DA (scoed)

Tied for last place
everyone else

Still the competition is open and there is time for big swings in this race.

i am so sure that KeystoneKid is #1. a provider friend told me so it has to be true.

4 for dantananot is just a gues... mostly i want it to be true for SOMEBODY. it's too good a story. why not him?

And if I don't get them both I'm gonna shoot myself, then you.

Yeah, I know...

DT is 1 and KSK is 3.

At least one of my guesses finally paid off yesterday

The picture makes up for me being in 6th place thx

And I vote for MP getting credit for the other 2 guesses. Not that my vote counts

his handle name--last 4 letters "anot".

Obviously, I will not answer for myself.  Happy Holidays to one and all!

who still want you to put a notch on their bedpost.

Wait, it was my iphone autocorrect.  RG, it was supposed to be "trickiest dick", not "sweetest dick".  though coincidentally, the love of my life often referred to me as "sweet dick danny".  she was sent to a convent over the affair...

as for the keystone kid's guess, i was anally raped by frat boys in college, which is why i over react to all of you fuckers.  i hardly think that qualifies as "bi-curious".  even then i knew i hated men and particularly their private parts.  MERRY CHRISTMAS, All!

That's why I picked you. You can go ahead and say it. scoed, perfectstorm and I got it right.

I'm just waiting for keystonekid to say perfectstorm and I got his right.

i'm divorced because i usually can't say that, except in the mirror.