2 Bubbas sitting on the porch rocking in there chairs. The dog on the floor licking his balls. Bubba 1) bo I surrre like ta do thaaat Bubba 2) Heeell bite youuu
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.
I get it! You were laughing so hard you were crying. Kind of the opposite of 11/16 when you will be crying so hard, people will think you are laughing.
Raven friacasee may be good, although I think you will be eating crow....
2 Bubbas sitting on the porch rocking in there chairs. The dog on the floor licking his balls. Bubba 1) bo I surrre like ta do thaaat Bubba 2) Heeell bite youuu
Yes, I know where the erotic humor board is. I also know that things were getting awfully negative around here, so I thought maybe I could lighten the mood a little. So sorry if my sunny disposition offends you......
I'm with you. A little humor is always OK. F*#* the people who think life has to be in it's specific place. We all need a smile once in a while and you certainly gave me smile.
We don't know if the strpper was actually Sarah Palin in her early years. So possibly it is simple discussion over historical figures and current events.
It could be the teachers mother and the guy was just trying to get even with her for giving his son a bad grade, thus not really humor but revenge.
Or the guy referred to could be Dave the owner of TER just letting us know his feelings of the judical system and how he has turned it into a mocery. Hard to really tell were the thread belongs specifically, so general discussion makes the most sense at the point until we have more details!
Please do a little bit of investigative reporting and let us know ASAP so it can be transferred!
Everyone on this board is willing to break the law & risk jail time & fines & embarassment in their search for pleasure. Do you really think they care about some petty little rules about which boards to post on?
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