WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL " SHE'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK CONTEST "
----- D A Y T H R E E -----
I recently solicited 14 different scrumptious ladies who frequent the General Board and asked them to send me a secret known only to themselves. The subject of their secrets will range from the serious to the sexual, the humiliating to the fantasy but all are completely and unquestionably true. This I am certain because they told me so and I believe everything that I read.
Anyway, each day I will showcase a different Lady along with the list of secrets, (I added a few extra fake secrets to make it interesting). Your job if you decide to play is to simply vote which secret belongs to which lady.
Its that simple... Yeah right !
At the end of each day the Showcased Lady will divulge her secret along with any explanation necessary. We will keep score on a daily basis and Crown The Winner, one male and one female at the end of the competition.
Good Luck to you all, your going to need it !
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WELCOME TO Today's Scrumptious Lady... LONDON RAYNE/ XOXOLONDON !
1) The night that I lost my virginity my boyfriends car ran out of gas and I
had to help push it several blocks to the nearest gas station.
2) In a fit of anger during my divorce I used my ex-husbands gun and shot
several holes in his speed boat.
3) In a moment lost in deep reflection I once walked out into the snow
completely naked.
4) When I was 16 I did a football player on the kiddie horse outside of Kmart.
It was one you put quarters in. It was broad daylight and I was dressed in my
cheerleader outfit and I don't think any of the people coming and going
right by us knew what we were doing.
5) When I was sixteen I was so horny that I used a summer squash out of my
grandfathers garden to satisfy my urge.
6) Many years ago walking with a friend back to our homes, a man crept out of
the wooded area and with open arms started to hug my girlfriend from
behind. I took out my Taser and zapped him ! Never having used it before it
was such a treat to finally have good cause because I couldn't have ever
man-handled him.
7) I once worked as a Bio-Chemical Engineer for a time until I realized how
much I was missing out on sex. I love sex !
8) I was once pulled over going 115mph. It was in a state where most people
are arrested and required to pay the fine immediately. I however was
written up for 90 mph and sent on my way. I was young and dumb then.
Today I would simply say, "when you're done writing me that ticket, how
would you like the best BJ of your life?
9) The first time that I ever experienced a warm tongue on my butt was several
years ago when I was living with my then boyfriend. I had just stepped out
of the bathtub and was drying off. I bent over to wrap a towel around my
wet hair when his Irish Setter helped himself to my exposed ass.
10)Once in a graduate level statistics class I had an assignment that utilized
a list of 100 top athletes. I asked my professor what was the probability
that I had dated or been asked out by 9 of the 100 men on that list.
11)When I graduated from High School I wanted to make it a bit different so
my girlfriends and I worn absolutely nothing but flip-flops under our
commencement gowns.
12)During a swingers party event that I attended a M/F couple who had been
eyeing me all night essentially kidnapped me to their room and molested me.
13)I have an extreme phobia of vomiting, roaches and revolving doors.
14)I didn't lose my virginity until I was sixteen but before I turned eighteen
I had sex in my car countless times, a walking trail in the woods, a park
bench in January, in a tent and the basement of a fast food restaurant.
15)I have an inner Goth Girl that only comes out to play when I'm not on a
date. Torn jeans, strange graphic T-shirts and heavy dark make-up. This
persona also includes Lolita type fashion, dressing in clothes that are
little girl like, along the lines of Victorian Dolls.
16)My first MFM was with two seniors when I was a Freshman in HS. I f**ked in
every single classroom, the faculty lounge and assembly hall at one point
or another. I also gave a hand-job to a boy in Freshman health class during
a movie on reproduction issues. It couldn't have been a very good HJ
because he went on to be a Pastor.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL !!!
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CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR DAILY WINNERS !!!!!
Day 1) brneyeguy... who accurately guessed Natasha Lynne's secret.
#10) I was suspended from school during my sophomore year because I
skipped class and got drunk with a friend then returned to school
where I vomited in American History class.
Day 2) PowerGuy3 & SirNigelButts... accurately guessed Sexy Carolinas Secret.
#6) I once gave a guy a blow job for two tickets to a Yankees v Red
Sox game at Fenway Park.
I am pleased to announce that Admin has donated two 30 day VIP memberships to our contest.
They will be awarding the Top Male as well as the Top Female winners with 30 days of free VIP once we Crown the Winners of this competition !
GOOD LUCK !!!
xoxo
You rock romeo!
Damn, wish i knew of a way to cheat!! lol
----- D A Y T H R E E -----
I recently solicited 14 different scrumptious ladies who frequent the General Board and asked them to send me a secret known only to themselves. The subject of their secrets will range from the serious to the sexual, the humiliating to the fantasy but all are completely and unquestionably true. This I am certain because they told me so and I believe everything that I read.
Anyway, each day I will showcase a different Lady along with the list of secrets, (I added a few extra fake secrets to make it interesting). Your job if you decide to play is to simply vote which secret belongs to which lady.
Its that simple... Yeah right !
At the end of each day the Showcased Lady will divulge her secret along with any explanation necessary. We will keep score on a daily basis and Crown The Winner, one male and one female at the end of the competition.
Good Luck to you all, your going to need it !
..............................................................................
WELCOME TO Today's Scrumptious Lady... LONDON RAYNE/ XOXOLONDON !
1) The night that I lost my virginity my boyfriends car ran out of gas and I
had to help push it several blocks to the nearest gas station.
2) In a fit of anger during my divorce I used my ex-husbands gun and shot
several holes in his speed boat.
3) In a moment lost in deep reflection I once walked out into the snow
completely naked.
4) When I was 16 I did a football player on the kiddie horse outside of Kmart.
It was one you put quarters in. It was broad daylight and I was dressed in my
cheerleader outfit and I don't think any of the people coming and going
right by us knew what we were doing.
5) When I was sixteen I was so horny that I used a summer squash out of my
grandfathers garden to satisfy my urge.
6) Many years ago walking with a friend back to our homes, a man crept out of
the wooded area and with open arms started to hug my girlfriend from
behind. I took out my Taser and zapped him ! Never having used it before it
was such a treat to finally have good cause because I couldn't have ever
man-handled him.
7) I once worked as a Bio-Chemical Engineer for a time until I realized how
much I was missing out on sex. I love sex !
8) I was once pulled over going 115mph. It was in a state where most people
are arrested and required to pay the fine immediately. I however was
written up for 90 mph and sent on my way. I was young and dumb then.
Today I would simply say, "when you're done writing me that ticket, how
would you like the best BJ of your life?
9) The first time that I ever experienced a warm tongue on my butt was several
years ago when I was living with my then boyfriend. I had just stepped out
of the bathtub and was drying off. I bent over to wrap a towel around my
wet hair when his Irish Setter helped himself to my exposed ass.
10)Once in a graduate level statistics class I had an assignment that utilized
a list of 100 top athletes. I asked my professor what was the probability
that I had dated or been asked out by 9 of the 100 men on that list.
11)When I graduated from High School I wanted to make it a bit different so
my girlfriends and I worn absolutely nothing but flip-flops under our
commencement gowns.
12)During a swingers party event that I attended a M/F couple who had been
eyeing me all night essentially kidnapped me to their room and molested me.
13)I have an extreme phobia of vomiting, roaches and revolving doors.
14)I didn't lose my virginity until I was sixteen but before I turned eighteen
I had sex in my car countless times, a walking trail in the woods, a park
bench in January, in a tent and the basement of a fast food restaurant.
15)I have an inner Goth Girl that only comes out to play when I'm not on a
date. Torn jeans, strange graphic T-shirts and heavy dark make-up. This
persona also includes Lolita type fashion, dressing in clothes that are
little girl like, along the lines of Victorian Dolls.
16)My first MFM was with two seniors when I was a Freshman in HS. I f**ked in
every single classroom, the faculty lounge and assembly hall at one point
or another. I also gave a hand-job to a boy in Freshman health class during
a movie on reproduction issues. It couldn't have been a very good HJ
because he went on to be a Pastor.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL !!!
..........................................................................
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR DAILY WINNERS !!!!!
Day 1) brneyeguy... who accurately guessed Natasha Lynne's secret.
#10) I was suspended from school during my sophomore year because I
skipped class and got drunk with a friend then returned to school
where I vomited in American History class.
Day 2) PowerGuy3 & SirNigelButts... accurately guessed Sexy Carolinas Secret.
#6) I once gave a guy a blow job for two tickets to a Yankees v Red
Sox game at Fenway Park.
too funny
You're a good game show hos
But I did get to read a cool blog! I chose 10 because there is a tone to it, a lil sassy. And the posts on the board seem to be a lil sassy also. And that only means I lost again.
I will say that a female has guessed right...keep a trucking boys.
And dont talk about London like that! Oh wait you ARE London. My bad! lol
tried to find something on the blog that MIGHT give me a clue, this was the best I could guess, and I am sure it is 100% wrong.. but damn, I need that 30 day VIP pass..!
My two nicknames in high school were Ghetto Barbie and Bubbles, and I grew up in the dirty south lol. Need I say more?
-- Modified on 2/29/2012 5:58:02 AM
and I guess the "Ghetto Barbie" reference sealed it, because who else would fk a dude on a horse outside of a freaking K-Mart of all places? Someone with a cop for a dad and who went to Catholic School bwahahaha.
We have 3 winners!!