... which has multiple meanings in the business world, I do a little smile inside my head. Hopefully the smile doesn't show on my face.

...especially when you're contemplating your next P4P date...but for me it is an almost constant struggle to not give in to the mental word games...

Sounds to me like there might have been some mind altering drugs involved. Not that there is anything wrong with that. 😎

Sometimes the guys at work will say stuff: time for some French, I love French, gotta get me some French, etc. They're talking about coffee, and I believe they have absolutely no idea they're making a double entendres. I just sit there trying not to come apart.

The other day I drove past a sign that said full service laundromat. That got my attention!!

No, you're not ruined. You're just a guy.

not to laugh. Someone will say I have to drop off a huge load (talking about laundry) I'll break out in a funny smile and the person will smile with me having no idea why I'm smiling, why we're both smiling all the while making it even more hilarious to me

You're certainly not ruined! You just have a good sense of humour...

...mixed w a bit of naughtiness lol

The "rim-job" was probably just an enhancement to your drink, from the bar, your choice whether to accept or not.  I would have asked for an explanation..

re; Am I ruined for the next gal in my life?

Not sure of the next, but most definitely the last one.

Way back in my twenties a beautiful civvie lady offered me a Long Sloe Screw. Being a beer drinker at the time, I was quite surprised when she showed up with a tall glass with Sloe Gin and orange juice.  
And later there was nothing slow about the screw, she was pretty wild.

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Sex and more sex is healing.

This might fit with what you're getting at...

I was thinking today that one of my favorite cigars might make a great name for a provider, porn star, or stripper. Ashton Illusion.

I asked what she was doing. She told me she an a girlfriend were out adult hobbying