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10 minutes? really?
MP67 11 Reviews 97 reads
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Brother! That's because you already had seen 4 ladies previously today, right?

Tell me that's the case? Please?!

I'm going to fucking shoot myself now.

Oh wait, I don't own a gun. I drink too goddam much.

Anyone want to rent me a gun. And a bullet?

Yeah, I know! Get in line.... ;)

Khori1300 reads

..and, you live alone, and of course you're all by yourself.  Your really HOT method isn't working...(I love my Pollenex shower massager, btw)--- You break out your fave vibrator and such...not doing it....


Or being a man,  you're hand and lube just aren't going to suffice...(not sure if men actually use the "pocket pussy"--GOD, I hope not) LOL....

what the hell do you do? Turn on the TV...look for a hot  babe on TER? Use your other hand? (LOL)

Find a bigger and/or better vibrator? Eat a half gallon of ice cream?

Ladies and Gents  what do you do?  I am just curious...

NOT that this ever happens to me, naturally.....

Um...no way!   he he


give me some of your idea's....


do you just do it till it falls off?  LOL

Thanks guys!


Cheers!


shelby-K


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MP67258 reads

When can I be there?!!!! ;)

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Khori196 reads

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MP67155 reads

Wanna try?! ;)

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AlluringAva174 reads

...and am unashamed to say I use it a lot LOL. I'm single, so it isn't like I can just reach over and grab a man's...you know ;)

Glass dongs make me come more than vibrators do.

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Khori113 reads

I don't have one...I need to get one!

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AlluringAva73 reads

Go to sextoys.com and they have a huge variety. I like the ones with the spiral designs on em...it creates a great sensation! Anal glass dongs are great too!!!!!

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DoggieStud220 reads

Except I have an SO who is not sexually inclined anymore.  If I was single, I'd probably be seeing providers at 2X - 3X a week, instead of 1X a week.  

I do have a Fleshlight type pussy. I lube up my hard tool.  Get my Porn Library on my 50 inch HD Flat Screen, and do it for a minimum of 1 hour.

This is basically routine LOL :)

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GaGambler239 reads

I will pull it on the grounds of TMI, and that I don't want to read this shit.

I dig reading how the ladies get off, especially ones as hot as Khori, reading posts about how the guys jack off, simply disgust me.

All in favor, say Aye. opposed, say anything you want, first side to three wins.

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MP67158 reads

I'm with you! Khori is hotter than fuck!

Hope one day my travels go thru Atlanta so I can see this beautiful creature!

Ooo! I feel a song coming on... ;)

-- Modified on 7/18/2010 6:25:21 PM

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gZT5sC_7P8

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hound_dog69126 reads

I don't have any interest, and it is clearly TMI for me, but the lady asked the question and he answered.

Don't like it? Don't read it. If you didn't see that coming from a mile off, then you might wanna reconsider being a mod, LOL ;-)

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GaGambler168 reads

I have to read every stupid, nasty ass post that is submitted here. I am not complaining, well maybe a little bit, but some posts don't really fit a "disapproval" category. In those cases mods get to make a judgement call as to whether to approve or disapprove such posts.

There is no category as "too stupid" or "TMI" to use to reject a post, so I thought I would leave this one up to the readers. So far, it's one for, one against. I am about to go get laid, so I will be back in five minutes to make my decision. lol Well ok, maybe ten minutes.

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MP6798 reads

Brother! That's because you already had seen 4 ladies previously today, right?

Tell me that's the case? Please?!

I'm going to fucking shoot myself now.

Oh wait, I don't own a gun. I drink too goddam much.

Anyone want to rent me a gun. And a bullet?

Yeah, I know! Get in line.... ;)

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ImagineUs114 reads

Gambler
I think you need a little thicker skin and a little less homophobia.  Its a valid question, it doesn't bother me and if I see its a guy posting how he jacks off, I skip it.  Just like anything written by Liorr.

I realize you don't have the luxury to skip the posts and you must read them all but hey, thats why you make the Big Bucks!  Comes with the territory as they say, and if there aren't any Big Bucks then why the hell are you doing something that so annoying to you and not getting paid for it?

I vote it stays but Gamblers salary has to double if he has to read about guy jacking off.

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Khori110 reads

I really was just making a funny little statement and wondered if anyone else was like me every once in a while.

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Khori109 reads

...something dirty and sexual.


I do apologize....

to each his own..






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hound_dog6998 reads

10 minute whine-gina ;-)

Gambler, FWIW, if we both make a M&G somewhere, I owe ya a drink for bustin' yer chops!

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GaGambler37 reads

I ran over my ten minutes by a couple of hours. lol, but yes I will accept that drink

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anon55664466 reads

Man up GG (Gina Gambler) LMAO

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Khori122 reads

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AntiSausageFest87 reads

Yeah that seems to be where this is going, something to get flipped, smacked, rub it down oh noooo!!

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Khori48 reads

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Carrie Hillcrest105 reads

Doesn't bother me. Then again, I'm a mostly straight female, so some guy talking about his peen doesn't automatically give me the heebies.

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Jordan_Carter161 reads

I had one recently. Thing is, I thought this problem would go away with providing!!! Since I'm low volume....yeah...the need doesn't quite get met!

In all honestly, I try to save it (the need) for my next date. BUT if I don't have any appointments on the books, I will rub myself until I fall asleep, wake up, do it again, wait up and do it again. Usually takes 3 pops before I'm pleased!

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hound_dog6975 reads

I'll lend you my tongue for a few hours ;-)

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Jordan_Carter67 reads

mmmm DATY...a personal fave!!

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hound_dog6976 reads

Usually at that point I'm not interested anyway.

If I need some, uhhh, motivation, I have some favorite provider sessions to remind me how things work ;-)

Hopefully this doesn't offend poor Gambler's delicate sensibilities ;-)

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little phil112 reads

Shelby is playing with her toy without success, and it's getting me all hot under the collar.  It's too late to call and have the phone sex that she (OK, I) need.

This time zone thing is fucking me up big time.  Anybody have advice for getting a glass toy through airport screening?  I feel a trip coming in my future.  :)

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Khori76 reads

Notice the emphasis on the word: YOU.  LOL...




-- Modified on 7/19/2010 7:32:19 AM

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little phil66 reads

I'm not gonna get anything done today, until I get past this assignment.

Read TSA website
Get to the toy store
book a flight
carefully pack said toy discreetly into luggage
explain to people that I'll be gone for a bit.

Can you all carry on without me for a bit?  :)

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anonymousfun53 reads

Otherwise, you wouldn't think or write about it. C'mon, fez up

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