I know this type of topic has been raised before but I thought I would bring it up for fun.

I recently moved to AZ and have been looking at the reviews for my next date.  One of the ladies I found looks like my sister-in-law.  Could be her sister.  I have always wanted to be with her and this would kinda be a way to do it.  Is that weird?

Another provider I have spent a couple of dates with is Sara Charles from Upstate NY.  She looks just like Kristin Davis from Sex and the City.  She is a wonderful date!

Please PM me if you would like to know who I am thinking of for my next date.

Ladies, please chime in as well.  Let us know if you look like a celeb or someone.

I look forward to everyone sharing.

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Last year a friend of my ex and her sister wound up with no place to live. The friend was down and out, and my ex and her divorced sister tried to help by getting drunk.

I didn't think that would work, so I volunteered to pay the rent for an apartment for the friend until said friend got a job.  

What I didn't know is that my ex-sister-in-law (who's hot, like me ex used to be) had gone to her ex-husband, who owns a couple of apartment buildings. She offered to give him four blow jobs a month if he would give said friend a place to live for a few months.

As I see it, I got said friend a place to live, so ex-sister-in-law owes me four BJ's a month.

I had to stop seeing a provider who looked like my niece because…well, because she looked my niece!

The "look like celeb" thing is great when it happens, I'm sure--I haven't been so lucky as that yet, but I'm sure it will, sooner or later.

When I was a kid (in the murf-murf-ties), and the "alt-weekly" classifieds were pretty much the only place to look for providers, there was an ad week for a woman who claimed to be a look-alike of Lynda Carter (from the Wonder Woman TV show).  I was so annoyed, even then, to see that; I realized full well that this woman would be long since out of the biz by the time I was of age and could afford her services…sniff...

Reese Witherspoon and Anna Nicole Smith a lot. Don't see the Reese part at all, but I can see Anna Nicole face wise.

they got from me for special services provided! Now that I think about it, maybe that's why they're ex's. Well except for the houses and the alimony...that they got for free!

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A well known provider from Vegas whom I've met several times at M&G's reminds me appearance wise of my brother's wife.  Another lady I know from Florida reminds me of an ex-GF that I wish hadn't gotten away.  So, yeah,  you're not the only one who's had this happen in the game...

Daenerys Targeryan and Ke$ha. I like to think I'm less skanky than Ke$ha, though.  

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Dime Piece

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I just wish it was for writing talent and not physical appearance.

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Boy wouldn't be neat if there was a known go to list of providers who looked like certain model/celeb/actress/pinups that could live out a fantasy for you.  

And sometimes it happens anyway of course.

Out of the providers I've seen there was...
   
a college cutie who looked like the younger sister of Bridget Moynahan - really hit my buttons.  
a Russian Girl who looked like a young Fran Drescher.  I saw her several times! Yum.  
A beautiful Latina who reminded me a bit of Sophia Loren but also a kind of Hispanic version of Lisa Marie (Tim burton's ex).
A regular who reminded me of both Juliette Binoche and Lili Taylor. Hot times.
Another Latina who looked like a thicker, bustier version of Porn Star Sativa Rose.  

Out of the old Canadian IN/CN girls I remember three:  
one who looked like an anglo Mia Maestro- very pretty girl especially in glasses;  
another who looked a lot like Jena Malone- sadly not as good of a session as that would have indicated; and another who reminded me a lot of Porn Star Judith Fox. (more in the face than the body though mild shame but still a good time).

At a Meet and Greet I remember meeting a girl who looked a lot like Zooey Deschanel. Sadly due to the fact she raised her rate I never got to see her before she left Cali. Bummer.

As for personal people... I booked a girl once about a year and half ago specifically because in pics she resembled a girl I knew in college I flirted with a lot and had an option to hook up with many years later but I passed due to outside circumstances but I always regretted it. I hoped it would scratch the itch but in person, while cute she wasn't much of a substitute.

The last two providers I saw actually reminded me of people I know. One was a latina who resembled a barely legal next door neighbor I fantasized hard about. That was hot. The other was a chick who kinda looked like my friend's wife. Although she was like a hotter, more alternative lifestyle version of her with slightly bigger boobs. Which is weird because I'm not all that into my friend's wife that way thank goodness.  There was another girl I had great Xmas bang with last year and looking back I realized she not only reminded me of the sweet midwestern girls I pursued in High School but specifically a couple of my cousins... more a type than a specific look really but it was mildly disturbing. Luckily it didn't hit me right away and didn't ruin a good session!  

Boy if there were some providers that looked like a few hot ex's or girls I knew that got away, I'd be a goner, but a happy goner

She is my ATF. Do you know if she's still around? I've been monitoring the New York boards on the off chance that I can find her. I never saw her in New York, I don't travel there on business but I did see her 8 times in various other cities. You can PM me if you have any info, I'd travel to New York, in a New York minute to see her again. by the way what does "dime piece" mean? If it's that she's a ten, there's absolutely no doubt you are right, she is the most beautiful woman that I've ever met.

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Where is she, is she still working and, if so, what's her handle?

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I never met a provider who reminded me of a celeb, or someone I know IRL. However, a few years back at a strip club Brittany Spears gave me a bunch of lap dances! (well at least someone who could seriously double for her, or be mistaken for her). I also remember some other strippers reminding me of celebs and a bartender that was the spitting image of Pauley Perrette (Abby from NCIS).

There was a reversal where I reminded a provider of someone. This was some years back (mid 90s I think). When we first met, this gal tells me, "You look exactly like my Uncle Doug!" "You're not him are you?" I assured her I was not, and we laughed, but she kept referring back. I guess it was her roll play. She grabbed me by the hand and took me to her room and said "Come here, Uncle Doug!" then she was giving me a nice BJ, then rolled over on her back and said "Fuck me Uncle Doug!"



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Perhaps she had some serious daddy issues...

A woman I ran into some time ago.  She looked just like a girl I went to college with.  I had to do a double take!  4'11" cue, brunette, spinner.  I had a fantastic time with her.  And yes, I was fantasizing about my college friend all the time.

Who is the lady that looks like Megan Fox!!??

There was a woman from MN (since retired) that told me she looked like Melanie Griffith (her face was blurred).  I looked more like Melanie Griffith, when she came to the door.

Most of the women I referred to appear to be retired barring a couple of exceptions. Not sure if it's still okay to name them though in case they come out of retirement and I set someone up for false expectations. I mean they reminded me or looked like so-and-so to me but I know sometimes people are looking for/reminded by different features.  

As for the Sophia Loren/Lisa Marie Girl - she hasn't had a review in a year and her ads/website is down so I presume she's retired or UTR. But if you're very curious PM me and I'll tell you her handle and leave it up to you to try her contact info if she's still around here in CA.