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BigGuy19761528 reads

I was just reading a review of a local lady when I came across this quote:

"pounded the kitty like it owed me money"

For some reason, I found it absolutely hilarious.  I'd love to hear what funny things some of you have written or had written about you in reviews.

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mrfisher559 reads

that he had cum so many times in that particular session, the room looked like a condom shitting bird had flown through it.

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RealSmooth___NOT381 reads

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1036963

In the juicy details, before he hopped in the shower, he gives her a reading assignment (a document from his laptop) that supposedly states all his likes and dislikes.

... and he wonders why the session didn't have any sizzle. lmao

maybe he was Drunk. ;)



Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1036963

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perfectstorm239 reads

There has been a few that had me literally laughing out loud, but I can't think of any right now.

I used to laugh at all the ones that said, "I gave her 6 Os" and "When she pulled my pants down and saw my 9", she smiled."  That's real comedy:)

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natashalynne256 reads

Related Link: Condom Shitten Bird Room

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HalfHour73 reads

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inicky46369 reads

He'd used it to describe how a room smelled in which two people had been vigorously fucking for hours: "It smelled like Cupid's gym."  I'm pretty sure it's in one of my reviews, with attribution.

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tothe345 reads


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80957534/

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guybeingaguy227 reads

She is a naughty little lady , and ALL her reviews are just off the chart insane .
He was inside her having a great time .
The gentleman was close to his " release " and she sensed the volcano about to erupt .
She TELLS him " you are going to cum in my mouth ! "
He simply could not hold out and exploded in the cover .
He states she kinda looked pissed , and w/o missing a beat took off the condom and sucked every last bit out of cum out of it . Then she put his dick in her mouth again, ran her finger up the underside of his dick and slurpped that out as well !
GEEEZZZ - I can't even dream up shit like that !

Another .......My dick was so hard I did'nt have skin left to blink .

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NeedleDicktheBugFucker302 reads

a chicks hair caught fire while we were fucking. We were mishing on the floor and lacking a headboard kept scooting forward toward a candle that was on the ground....POOF!

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NoFakeTittiesHere230 reads

One of my reviewers wrote this in his review of me -   "She has big natural titties but when she laid down, they flatten out. Kind of puzzled by this, however she can suck a mean cock."   OMG!  What an idiot!   What did he expect my natural breasts to do when I laid down on my back??  Stay pointed out and perfectly round shaped like the way they are when I am standing or if they were fake?    I am over 40 years old and am a mother of two!  Plus my breasts are size 40DD!

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Squeezylabeef199 reads

I think that guy Squeezylabeef writes the funniest shit in his reviews.  You should check them out.

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perfectstorm145 reads

they must be funny:)

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Squeezylabeef115 reads

Your mission is now to pick one and report back to the group.  Try Kaybaby.

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TheKarateKid124 reads

If you follow TER on Twitter, TER has been tweeting some hilarious excerpts from various reviews.

I was ROTFLMAO when I read this tweet... "Sometime during missionary, out of the blue, there was some strange smell -- I think she may have silently farted lol"

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