When I get close enough to you to smell you, even on the first hug,I expect you to smell like you just stepped out of the shower.

But having dealt with the crib in the corner IRL, I kind of take as a challenge to have as much fun as possible and to push the envelope without waking the occupant.  Not been disappointed yet.

My grate grandfather said if you can get pass the smell you got it licked.

I'm with you Lillianwest.....poor hygiene!! Bad breath is just as bad as a smelly body!!

Each case was a different lady, and the sex was really bad.  

After a brief introduction, the lady proceeded to sit on a chair across the room from me.

The lady made the comment, ‘let me get the saran wrap’.

I glanced in the other room, and the lady was cleaning her toilet in her lingerie.  

When I came out of the shower, there was a group of teenagers in the next room over.

As I walked in, the lady, wearing sexy lingerie, was holding back her two attack dobermans. Quite a picture. The sex was bad, and I made sure not to short change her.

The lady made the comment, ‘my boyfriend can go all night long’.  

During a doubles session, the one lady kept trying to get the other lady to join in.  

That actually happened twice, with a different set of doubles ladies. Because of those two sessions, to this day, I have never done doubles again.  

And then there are the ladies who slam you up against the wall, and lay a giant dfk on you. Those always lead to great sex. I’d much rather talk about those ladies

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