I'm not married anymore and live alone so no sneaking away is required. Still, the texts from three different strippers and a text from my ATF wishing me a "Merry Jizzmas" certainly did help to brighten my day!

going out to buy potatoes for the latkes.

four for me. Two texted me and wished me a merry Xmas, and I contacted two others to do the same

Bonus points if you were able to sneak away from the festivities to actually get laid.

I have an excuse though.  We're working on the details of our next get together.  It's a lame excuse, since we the date is a couple weeks away, lol.

hope he got a large supply of TP for Christmas

If so, my wife and I communicated 10 or so, one even at dinner with my family. (I was sick in bed for the most part.) None if that don't count. No I did not get laid as I am to sick for close physical contact. My wife did prepay for a two hour visit with my favorite when I feel up to it for one of my my Christmas presents this year. God, I love my wife.

Now here is a photo to distract you from my bragging about what I got for Christmas. It is from Met-Art.com and is of Oliwia A.

Where do I get a wife like yours?

2 email/pm, 3 text.

Unable to sneak away, although too tuckered out if I was able to. Santa came early this year, 4 visits this past week.

and spending the entire weekend getting drunk and banging chicas?

In my case a more apt question might be "how many family members did you call/text during your time fucking hookers?" My answer would be, ONE, my mother. lol

zero

Three texts and one brunch!!

Between phone calls received....Texts sent and received and Emails sent and received I swapped Merry Christmas messages with 10 different providers today.  Most of them are my friends and a few were long time regulars that I have known for a while.

but during the day I received and sent a couple of emails, and got one electronic Hanukkah card.

While Im eating turkey with my mom and dad!

Seriously!  Had to turn off the hobby phone.  Providers have families too.

zero...  lol  

Mostly Xmas wishes so this is not a typical number on any given day.

I did respond to the 15 some time before midnight... talked on the phone with 1,
so technically I sent to 16 as well.

twelve responded

And remember things like that come with a price, if I get to play she gets to play as well. For many guys that is just too pricey. I met mine in Utah.

Now to distract people from my post here is a hot Asian from SexAsian18.com. Her name is Asami Ogawa.

I'm sure shes doing just fine with a younger guy taking care of her. Lol 20~30 year difference must run in the family.

I have to wait a few years to get there and achieve that half-my-age trophy though,  cuz right now I would be arrested if I date someone half my age. Maybe in three years.

Definitely on my  to do list for the future though, heh

Without checking my phone I think it was 6.  But does it count if I was with one of the ladies instead of family?