Yes I do actually.
But I only let a select few read them.
Send me a PM and I will send you a long review of my latest WANK, with a couple of photos to help you get off.

It was a long day at work and I was tired. I dragged my ass home and plopped down on the couch in front of the TV.

Who knew? A slutty weather girl and a Victoria's Secret ad, and all of a sudden I was all over myself. I did it on the couch, on the floor, and leaning over a kitchen cabinet. I was insatiable.

I am the best that I have ever had.


(thanks to the late great Richard Jeni)

Overall Apperance- 5                      Overall Performance- 9
Overall Attitude-Awesome               Overall Atmosphere- Best EVER!

General Details:

So, typical 2 choice of porn movie system...I make the call, and press play. When the movie comes up, much to my surprise, the chick looking back at me is a stunner...Non VIP, I highly recommend...VIP's read on...

The Juicy Details:

I slowly undress and reveal a throbbing hard member to...er...myself. I imagine that this hot chick taking 2 in the ass is using her left hand to jerk me off while her right hand, mouth and pussy are also getting filled. There's cock everywhere you look and she's just taking it. There's a train line of 40 or 50 guys waiting around.

I stop the movie...this shit is just sick. I flip on HBO. They are showing Real Sex 193. It's the episode with Mormon swingers. Nope...Up goes the laptop, for some good old Youporn.com. I find a vid I like (Asian anal...it is what it is.) and lube up...my hand is too tight for my size...I have to go real slow so I don't cramp up. It's loving every minute. My hand has at least three big "O"'s. (Yes, I am that good...)and then bam!

Then the phone rings...I take the call. How fucking rude is that? It's my Mother. She asks why I don't come to see her. (What a mood killer) After about 15 min of her incessant whining, I hang up, and I am ready for round 2. I troll through some more vid's, until I find 2 girls scissoring...hot Hot HOT! Much to my surprise I am able to pop twice. I go a little over in time, but my hand doesn't seem to mind. Takes it all in stride.

All in all, not a bad time. It started off a bit weird, but more than made up at the end. I know I shouldn't, but I will repeat until I go blind. I cannot recommend myself..to myself...enough.



-- Modified on 9/30/2012 3:59:51 PM

After all, F on F is one of my favorite porn genres, so why shouldn't M on M be a gal's favorite too?

As for when, where, and what I've managed to get so much hobby action lately, that I haven't had the inclination for some time, but when I do decide, it's almost always in bed with the lights out just before I want to get some sleep, and the subject is usually some porn I viewed just prior (gals masturbating was a recent favorite, but there are a lot more.) or perhaps a recent or upcoming gal that I had or will see soon.

.....I love gay porn too (man on man) and other "taboo" kinds (TS+bi guy+woman) .... I have a thing about oral so I like watching the oral just as much as the fucking, I don't go out of my way to watch lesbian porn unless I like at least one of the female actresses in it.

All you need do to find one is see a gal who is +45 on her TER page...she's closer to 60 in chronological age.

And of course there's exceptions on those Granny's...I know a few that are seriously HOT and just turning 40.  And they're NOT lesbians...well, maybe they are  LOL  

And it's much easier to go downhill...less resistance!