Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines  

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

Quoi?   Always worked for me!

Asker: Want to come back to my house for pizza and Sex?
Askee: No!
Asker: Why not, don't you like pizza?

The real question is have these pickup lines ever worked?

-- Modified on 11/24/2003 1:02:06 PM

i just hypnotize them by displaying my well-toned physique

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
white kitty...
MRRRROW

I'd have thought you'd have more/bigger nuts.

How much is that pussy in the window?


My favorite pick-up line;

"May I wear your ass as a hat?"


Jimbo

PS I need more photos .. ahhhmmmm