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netmichelle See my TER Reviews 3646 reads
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Heaven, I'm in heaven...lol.

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Hi Netmichelle .
I sense you are smart like me so I like to share idea with you , original 100 % .
If you providers wont to beat le , why dont you get married each time with client and divorce after 1 day in LV like Britney ?
That is good specially for spending all week with ATF ...GET MARRIED ON MONDAY AND DIVORCE ON SUNDAY .
Only for singles btw .

I break out in hives. But never been bitten yet. Besides, forget a husband, I need a wife, someone to cook and clean for me, and give me excellent DATY every night.

When le sends me one of their nefarious e-mails about schedule/rates/service, as my phone number is delisted from my webpage, I e-mail them a thanks-but-no-thanks e-mail with a coupon for Krispy Kreme attached. I'd hate them to not have snacks while they wank off to my pics.

but seriously, it's a date-that is all it is.

Hello My Dear,

I have been watching your posts, and I must say I have fallen in love with you.  Not that puppy kind of love, but the deep sexual lust type where you want to be with the person, joined as often as possible in sexual bliss.  So my dear, I am on one knee as I write this, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart (and groin).

"Would you, my Love, do me the honor of being my Wife?"

I know what you are thinking, can he cook, clean, how's his oral?  Well, I'll try to answer each.

Cooking, I love to cook and, if I do say so myself, I'm very good at it.  More the heavy, greasy style of cooking, like the Germans.  Also good at Italian, Southern, and Mexican.  My enchilata are delicious, Chili Relano also.  Southern Fried Chicken to die for.

Cleaning, well, everything but dusting.  I am very good at giving my lover a bath, making sure all areas are spotless.  Doesn't take much talent to run a vacuum.

Oral, you will have check my references, which I will gladly provide.  I love pleasing my partner orally.  I have been told by some of my lady friends that on a scale of 1 to 10, I'm between a 13 and a 20.  Also, I have given classes to local ladies explaining how to please a female partner orally.  So, if you would like, I will gladly supply a list of reference.

Please say "YES", or you will break my heart.

I can enjoy DATY for a lllllooooooooooooooonnnnnnnngggggggg time!  And I know how to take feedback and incorporate it into adaptive pleasure techniques.   So you will not miss emeraldvodka in the slightest - I guarantee it.

Dont waste your time with these single men!! Marry me and my husband, we can handle all of your needs!!
He is already trained!

How in the world do you think they'd ever allow something really useful like the good ole' days of having multiple wives?

Thats true, she could marry me not my husband. Is there a law that says a woman can only have a husband not a husband and a wife?

Ci Ci1935 reads

when marrying. You're always going around in circles and never really getting anywhere!

Hugs,
Ciara

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