As with most providers, most of my clients are middle aged and older.  

are early risers, and some not. I stay up until 12:30 to 1 am on weeknights, and 2 to 3 am on weekends. Sleep until 8 during the week, 9 on weekends.

More of a mangina guy thing. If you stay here long enough you will read that many of the softer hobbyists post that they love to watch a girl sleep, eat, shop, etc.  

but I'm usually up by 4:30, a habit I started years ago to get long runs in, now I have a hard time sleeping much past 5:00.  Means I'm usually pretty useless by 10 or 11pm, but sunrises are awesome (as are morning shenanigans).

I think it's a case of just not needing as much sleep when you get older.  If I get 5 hours of sleep I'm good to go. If I go to bed at 11:00 pm I'm up at 4:00 am without fail. Try to get to bed about 1:00 am so I'm not up too early. The thought, or hope, of sleeping 8 hours is long gone for me. If I slept until 8:00 am I would consider the morning wasted. Just don't lay around in bed anymore, unless there is a good reason.

Actually, I've been told that my snoring is really cute!  Just light breathing type of snore.

Probably because it's the only time they have any Peace and Quiet before the Wife starts yelling at them for the Day.

You attract mangina's. They think EVERYTHING you do is cute, right? Of course they do.

You don't pay for anything that doesn't entail getting your dick wet. You've made that abundantly clear. No need for the constant reminders.

Hi Skinny Minie,
I'm just turned 69 in May, I have worked all shifts and I am naturally a  morning person but, since I have retired I get up at all hours and can't sleep and it's miserable. I hate it, don't feel rested at all and have to be aware if I start to get grumpy as I'm not that way.

Why does it have to be a mangina guy thing?  I get up for work at 7 every morning.  My body is so trained to that schedule that even on my days off with only a few hours of sleep, I still wake up at that time and have trouble getting back to sleep. To the point where I just say fuck it and get up.

go for my morning 10k run.   You will like me much better after I've had my endorphin fix for the day -  I promise I'll shower before I so much as touch you :p

I am sure a "where do I put my cum" or hooker threAD is on it's way soon to keep you entertained Tobster. Maybe even one of yours.

who knows why, but the answers on this thread are pretty f'n funny

Posted By: Skinny_Minnie

As with most providers, most of my clients are middle aged and older.    
   
 I also do a lot of overnight dates.  I've noticed that many guys who I spend time with wake up (for the day, not just for sex) before the sun comes up.  Like 4:30-5:30 am.  
   
 One time I woke up around 7am to find my client not only out of bed, but showered, fully dressed, and reading the newspaper in the dark waiting for me to wake up.  
   
 And the other night, another client started the poking at 4:30 am, and shortly thereafter, got up to get some coffee (didn't go back to bed!)  
   
 Is this an old guy thing, or .... what's going on?

...my experience growing up and later in life is older people don't sleep as well as they would like. I have heard them say this often. I am now 60 and I find I don't sleep as well as I once did. Many of us have physical issues that will wake us up. Continuing to try and sleep is an exercise in futility. When my back begins to hurt it won't let me sleep any longer so I get up. I'd rather sleep 'til 7 am at least but often am up at 5 or 6.  Older gents with enlarged prostates have to get up often to go to the bathroom. Enlarged prostate isn't one of my problems thank goodness. I work and work out regularly so it isn't lack of activity that causes my sleep problems.

2~3am is when I usually go to bed during the week.  4:30~5am once or twice a week, especially during weekends. I usually don't set an alarm either unless I have a (dreaded) early meeting to go to. rofl

Slave to the Grind..

You should switch places one day..

Our melatonin levels( the chemical that induces sleep), diminishes.  That is why we are so early to rise.

Posted By: Skinny_Minnie

As with most providers, most of my clients are middle aged and older.    
   
 I also do a lot of overnight dates.  I've noticed that many guys who I spend time with wake up (for the day, not just for sex) before the sun comes up.  Like 4:30-5:30 am.  
   
 One time I woke up around 7am to find my client not only out of bed, but showered, fully dressed, and reading the newspaper in the dark waiting for me to wake up.  
   
 And the other night, another client started the poking at 4:30 am, and shortly thereafter, got up to get some coffee (didn't go back to bed!)  
   
 Is this an old guy thing, or .... what's going on?

Is to wake up to a surprise BJ... But they fark it up when they wake up earlier than us!!

Was a man.

How big of a surprise is it really since its a provider?   I mean its not like its your drunk mother in law who snuck into the bedroom while her daughter cooks breakfast.

Asshole.

Like hell I am.

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Actually, my dad has told me that he has to get up and go to the bathroom a few times a night, so that must be the prostate problem you have mentioned.

Before I quit drinking, I'd stay up really late like that. Drove my ex nuts.

I have been getting up for work at 430am for over 30 years now, my body doesn't know any other time to get up lol

Actually, last weekend I was woken up to a surprise BJ on Father's Day by my wife.  She woke at 5am and couldn't get back to sleep and I was sleeping nude withe covers off so she just went to town.  Now this is the FIRST time she's done this since before we were married 15 yrs ago.  I freaked out a little on waking but quickly got into it.  She stretched it out for over an hour till I was begging to cum.  CIM with hugs and snuggles afterward.  I offered to go down on her but she said, nope, today is your day.  We then napped another hour till the kids woke up.  If she did that more often I would hobby waaay less frequently if at all.  When she's on, she's awesome, but usually can't be bothered.  She has a 4-5 for looks but a 9 -10 for performance.  Only problems we ever had was frequency.

I'm in my mid 40's so not old per say, but middle aged.  Due to weight gain, high blood pressure meds and drinking alcohol late at night I am up in the bathroom by 3am or 4am urinating.  Niw usually I go back to sleep, but sometimes, I'm just up.  Considering I wake at 5am to go to work anyway whats the point of going back to sleep on a weekday?  Now on weekends I like to sleep in till at least 9am

He makes me look Luke a dream client. Bring it on Jack, keep stepping in the bucket, gotta love ya man, and to be honest it's fairly entertaining.

Divorce the bitch. I did, and what a stress free, drama less life it is.

But honestly I don't think any woman should have to sleep with me, I snore like a bear, and especially when I've been drinking. Seeing that I'm a drunk, that's most every night, not every but more often than not.  

Drunk mother in law, yuck! I was lucky, my mother in law was awesome, but I sure as Hell wouldn't want to wake up to her sucking my Dick, I like blowjobs, a lot, but there are limitations.

but on weekends when I do my hobbying, I can't stay in bed past 7.

My mind and body just want to get right into it.

Also, I tend to wake early when I have a gal in bed with me because I'm looking forward to my wake up call.

When you reach the point in your life when you can pretty much count how many summers you have left, time becomes more precious. Laying in bed alone isn't something I'll look back at fondly when I'm about to pass on.

Why give up drinking?  Health? Religious? Personal

Yes.  Play it out for me.  We'll dress you up in  a flower gown with a side of depends.  Tobi can be in the kitchen although that sounds dangerous.

Health and personal. It was interfering with the rest of my life.

That's one reason we get paid to sleep lol. (Honestly, overnights are less per hour.)

And you're right, we would make a good match, you are after all a professional, lol

if you want the technical answer.. the body loses melatonin ( which the body releases at nite time, which makes one go to sleep). over the years, the body produces less.  then your body gets use to sleeping with less hours and doesnt require as much hour

Lol, that thread turned out pretty good. Lol.

That makes sense.

I believe it changes in older people and they tend to wake up early and nap in the afternoon.