Found good friends to finally hit up a strip club last night. Very interesting and most importantly, I had a good time because I knew exactly what to expect and what not to. Thanks to the New York board folks for good info around town.

A GREAT way yes, the only way?  Hardly

....strip clubs are whatever you want them to be. Many use them to ogle beautiful women and enjoy the fantasy of visiting with a naked girl and maybe getting a mild lap dance or two. Others find an array of sexual activities offered and indulge accordingly. I fall into that second group, and often find my provider funds being compromised by the adventure that I know awaits me in a strip club.

Young or old, yes I am sure it is the ONLY way he can get laid.

There is absolutely no pretense of "no sex" and the VIP rooms have actual beds. One strip club I went to in Ecuador had a Jacuzzi that could easily fit six people in it, and this was in one of the rooms.

Many of the other strip clubs simply allow you to pay a "bar fine" and take the girl home with you, and with no having to wait until closing time.

I don't much care for strip clubs in North America, but in other countries? hell yeah.

....but in the meantime there are still a shitload of clubs in the USA that I have yet to explore

And I've accidentally left the strip club with considerably less money in my pocket...Damn stripper taking advantage of a drunk chick!

Just make sure you have the funds if that possibility presents itself.  Some clubs also have private rooms where you can hear Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra, if you catch my drift.  There are review boards for strip clubs that will point you in the right direction...do your homework using Google as your starting point.

So years ago on my 35th Birthday some friends took me to a strip club in Revere - just outside of Boston. We were drinking and having fun, a dancer came over and sat with us -as is usual for them to pump drinks out of customers. My friend "Jimmy" who brought me was (and invited some other friends) was a happy go lucky guy who everybody liked, and he had more money than the rest of us combined. One Dancer played a lot of attantion to me her stage name was "Jillian". She came to our table in between every set and once she found it was my birthday she was even more friendly than before. Long story short I went home with Jillian that night and I was inside grateful to Jimmy for paying for her time as I had a recent breakup he knew I was hurting. Somehow I was shcoked when she suggested I stay overnight I remember thinking Jimmy must have slipped her a wad of cash, she was a great girl by the way, not trashy, she spoke well and was actually a lot of fun to be around. The next morning when we woke up she was looking for sex again and I was happy to oblige. I then made the fatal error, I said "jeez Jimmy must have treated you really well for me to get this treatment." She stopped dead in her tracks. She said "what?!" You asshole your just like all the rest, and I actually thought you were different!. I liked you, I didnt get paid!!, I tried to back pedal hard..but I was thrown out and derervedly so. Yes it is possible to get lucky in a club.

I can't wait for Cuba to open ...

The only problem is, you can't get a direct flight from the US, so you have to connect through another country, but it's easy to fly to the DR and then hop a plane to Havana.

One other thing to remember, you have the option to have them either stamp your passport, or stamp your visa form, it's not advisable to have a Cuban stamp on an American passport, so I would suggest you have them stamp your visa form.

It sounds like you used the same weapon to fuck up your best night with a stripper. I feel your pain.

but yes, it is quite possible to hook up with a stripper, it's also quite amusing in a sad kind of way to watch all the guys waiting out front for their stripper "dates" to get off work and join them, while in reality they are leaving out the back to meet their "real" boyfriends. Yeah, I used to be one of the guys out back literally LMAO at the losers out front. lol

Sure I could get "laid," but I just personally need to know everything in advance to feel comfortable and in control. That's why we are all on this website, right? Not to mention all the games they will play at the "backroom." I am sure it is certainly possible, but not as attractive.

I meant legally, without those huge fines ...

That's why I prefer hookers over dancers. Hookers are more honest. Dancers view men as open wallets that they have to empty. For some reason, I went through a period where I dated strippers or ex strippers. They, by far, were the most BSC woman I've ever been involved with.
 

Want attention at a strip club ... bring a woman with you

I think it's a lot easier for a wonan than a man to pick up a stripper.

Yup.....that's been my experience.

After twenty years of being an aficionado, I saw just about everything, from the boring, to the outright unbelievable.  That includes over a dozen ladies taken home afterward (including magazine models, GND types, strung out chicks I wish I hadn't with, and everything in between), hundreds of nights out with my buds, which featured the good, bad, and ugly, and a lot more more.  I could write a book on this if were so inclined.

I preferred Hott 22 in Union, NJ, a nude BYOB place where I usually left with blue balls afterward, after dropping a fair amount of $'s on LD's.  There was one night that stood above all others...birthday #41, and my absolute favorite dancer took me home afterward.  One the top five all-time nights during this lifetime...the lady would rate a 10 in looks, without question the hottest babe I ever was with.  And one of the sweetest...her performance matched.  But, since she was a submissive in a G/G relationship, it was a one timer...all other times, just LD's.  

and yes, the truth hurts. lol

Being a woman customer in a strip club is like having slanted eyes in Costa Rica, it makes you different and much easier to stand out in the crowd. Guys have to have more game (or money) to stand apart from every other swinging dick competing for her attention, You have the advantage of being able to cut to the front of that line.

Oh well, I don't give lesbians much pity for any discrimination they (you) face, so I can't be begrudging you any benefits that go along with the territory.

There is a caveat to all this though, I still want your cast offs, and the ones that prefer men. lol

Yeah, we really need to go out sometime

......6 years ago in Dallas I spent a great deal of cash one stripper and she told me she would go back to my hotel.........

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