LOL You could also add that should you off yourself you can use the discounted Px drugs that are available thru the email offers. so act NOW before any of these one time offers go away! LOL
Due to the great deals I am getting thru email, I am now getting a loan to refinance my mortgage. That way I’ll have the money to purchase the penis enlargement and buy the discount Viagra that I will then use when dating the horny women in my area that I can find on the website that advertises hot, wet housewives that live near me. On the off-chance they are all unavailable on the evening of my choice, I’ll still have money left over to go the web-cam site, view the hot, young, barely-legal teenage babes that lust after older men like myself and whack off. Of course, if all that fails, I can still purchase that government-repossessed sports car that is available for $199 and burn the Ethanol-base gasoline additive I have heard so much about. Finally, if this all gets too depressing for me, I can off myself tomorrow and get a discounted funeral package from my local dry cleaner (he’s discovered email marketing in the last month and now fancies himself as the ultimate multi-level marketer on the Internet).
Now, I tell you, email advertising is going to change my life!
by some high-tech/internet consulting group (i forget which one) that extrapolating from its current growth rate, in a few years 99% of all net traffic will consist of SPAM (we already crossed the 50% mark last year) ... in effect, the internet will be choked off by net-marketers and will become useless (just another advertising venue, like billboards)
translation: we'll be denied our net-given right to download pornography and other socio-political perversions. now if that's not a cause worth fighting for, i don't know what is
LOL You could also add that should you off yourself you can use the discounted Px drugs that are available thru the email offers. so act NOW before any of these one time offers go away! LOL
I have not had one piece of Spam in over a month. Check out http://spamarrest.com/ I have no connection with them save sending them my money to make me spam free.
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