Nothing ruins morning sex worse than morning breath.

up a notch and get a better room in a nicer hotel.  Hope you didn't do the overnight in your crib.

both the paid and the unpaid variety.

Unless you are cheating on someone, I don't see anything wrong with having an overnight at home.

Turdy might be a tool, but I've never heard him mention having an SO, actually I think he has specifically said he does NOT have a GF, so what's the harm?

brush teeth. No need to fake sleep after! lol

also the content .. crust ? and I was going to write hot water tank also ..his stories are lacking in many ways ...

do you really need the volume for your cartoons ...and no morning wood rod .. oh well cant wait for the review ... lol will you guys have cereal together or is the bus coming early ...

Guess he can't afford to see his gal pals that he BS's with here...but can afford an overnighter with some other gal?  It's all so terribly inconsistent  LOL

most of us .. rod write fiction . and not very well .. yes I wonder if he broke his color barrier and saw a minority , lol
dammmm rod get your ass the fuck outta bed and go play with my kids ...lol

I brush, floss, shave, shit, shower, shampoo, run the dishwasher, set the table, make breakfast, vacuum, do laundry, get things ready for dinner, dust, send the kids off to school, walk the dog, mow the lawn, sweep the garage, wash the kitchen floor, scrub the bathrooms, and get my shopping done - then hop back into bed for some "wake-up" sex.

I keep a tin of Altoids on the bedstand for her.

Go through all the boards on here too.

keep his house up and more .. you just don't get the point rod ... he does weekend dates and doesn't make her do the chores.. yes some humor however mostly truth ... lol  

Last time I did an overnighter I woke up to a bloody arm after trying to knaw it off to no success. Awkward!