Some boards just don't see that much activity...so I might review the whole first page.  Mostly its just a scan though.  

No, actually I won't, not because I am being NICE by any means, but because this is a legit OP

And I don't like the word sucking up to. I was just praising her beauty....

the remainder for key words that interest me or posts by favorite providers or hobbyists that I know use common sense and not BS.

I rarely repeat with failures , though occasionally I  find the cream of the crop at the bottom of the heap .

you were on more of a 0-1 count than the other way around, but you did end up getting on base so it's all good.

a quick scan of the ones from the day before.

before you just sounded like a run of the mill suck up, and yes I read your post before you modified it, Good catch, I like this one much better.

Because they are always so helpful, and stuffed with great info and wise insights.  I generally avoid clowns like GaGrumbler, CurlyFries and ChgoDPW who don't know jack squat.
Now let's see if Turdwell understands sarcasm.

Several, but not all. It can be fun ... at times.

I thought you were friends with GaGambler, CPA and Curly. I also thought that you and GaG went to Costa Rica together to make sweet love to pretty ladies there.  Now you are calling them names.  

Got some. 2- Howard, 5- Don or Donald, 7- Martha

I have tried to explain you in very nice way that you need to educate yourself. But you come here... You make ridiculous posts and then you expect to be treated gently? I've told you that you will get slapped around this place if you act in that manner.  

Something very funny in the subject, I continue reading.  

because I was out seeing the wonders of nature here.  Too bad you don't get sarcasm, either.  What a 'Tard