xoxo
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Anyone want to bang a guy with boogers?
Surely you didn't mean to post this publicly, right? Other people can see this....lol..
After I got home from Vegas on Sunday, I brought back a nasty case of flu, which was exacerbated by extremely bad weather in NYC this week. Visited the Dr. yesterday, got an RX for Tamiflu...fever broken, cough and other respiratory symptoms retreating. As far as hobbying goes, shut down until next week.
That being said, do us all a favor, and refrain from hobbying while you let the cold play out...
If not, use them until you feel better.
to go jerk off, jerk-off.
even i know to stay away from the bitches when my nose itches
Whom you prob live with...
Otherwise, exercise some common sense
Lol... some of you clowns need to lighten up and take the dildo out of your ass. You think I was seriously asking for someone to "bang a guy with boogers"? Unreal.
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Yes, as a joke. I forgot I was (mostly) talking to a bunch of miserable old farts.
That still makes the topic stupid as phrased.
Could have been deeper or funnier.
This is prob you IRL. Lol.
exhibit A was:
The OP asking something inane, not liking the host of flames because, yes you sounded stupid, then trying to play it off like others don't have a sense of humor.
Sorry, you're playing with the big boys. You need to be more clever.
I'm an asshole but you're still a snotty lil shit (pun intended).
If you were not an f-cktard, I would have suggested this get moved to humor or the newbie board.
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LOL the "big boys." Yeah, because I should strive to be a "big boy" on TER. Absolutely hysterical. Almost as funny as calling yourself Don John on a hooker site. Get your priorities in order. Or if you're the sad, old, miserable cunt that you seem to be, just kill yourself.
I have a social life so I'm out now. I hope one day you can find happiness. God bless you.
Love when those who play here sound dumb right off the bat.
My name is a trap for dummies.
It's a play on the movie Don Jon- John get it?
Not Don Juan, as you're probably the fifth imbecile to say this ( do a search on this board).
Ironic to try to ridicule like that. Take some time to digest. We see you're pretty st-pid. Lol.
Yes, big boys... As far as a f-ckboard. Because you did try, and fail.
Love it when Johns and hookers say they don't care. Could have deflected this a different way.
You get this as well: methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Go ahead and google it. We know- box meets rocks. Lol.
On the bright side, after just one post, at least you already know you suck at something, right?
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xoxo
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I don't think your fairy godmother who intervened on your behalf can stop that.
Why don't you go get your ball gown ready for Vday while you wait for your incoming date emails?
Then you'll officially be capturing the market of losers who want to make it clear they have no civvie girl and need to hire a hooker for that day.
And maybe whoever it is who drops that money will be lucky enough to make page Six news. Lol.
But check that TS isn't into that kind of TS before you start marketing hard to him.
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xoxo
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Tea- china- price? Love non sequiturs. Lol.
You made my night.
Only skimmed it and still lmao.
If folks want to see the actual pms...
Otherwise, essentially our lady is offended that I told her outright I'm not paying her usu dinner fee since I'm not a 69yo Mangina (i'm only turning 40 soon) and she's was writing me for info.
Ask yourself if this is common sense: if i'm not super hard up to have something, why not throw out a soft bid? One where if I get it, it's a good enough deal to go anyway.
Believe me, if I were into you for real, we'd be having dinner already. Lol. Good night.
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xoxo
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ADJ, I think you got a serious "thing" for TS! Without knowing what the original posts might have been, it ends up being just a few smiley faces from her, and you need to whip up the Xanax milkshake to get you off the ceiling. It's all good. Don't stress it. If she really has got into your mind this deep, my prescription is another X-milkshake, half a bottle of bourbon, don't read her postings, and don't reply to them. Life's too short to get all worked up over small things.
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Are you that dense?
What do you think I responded to?
I'm not reporting my posts because she realized it was bad marketing to go overboard.
Just Stfu
love-hate relationship. lol
xoxo
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We had made the appointment about a month ahead of time and I was anticipating it the entire month. The initial reason I was in town was to visit with my Dad and Step Mom for the holidays. My Step Mom had a nasty cold when I arrived, which I then got. I had to cancel my appointment along with my hotel reservation, it's simply the right thing to do. She doesn't deserve to suffer through a nasty cold just because I'm horny and crawling with anticipation.
How would you feel if the lady were to go ahead with the appointment and get you sick? Do unto others...
already so no chance of getting her sick.
His mom is in the business, as they say.
Lil spike used to get his allowance in an envelope too.
I also have it on good authority from his moms he has moderate r-tardation Lol.
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They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It
Was MJ a hobbyist (or provider) maybe?
And when you ejaculate, then use that like ointment on your sore nose and lips...
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