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I Can't Believe I Fucked That
Zangari 2257 reads
posted
1 / 26

I'll invite anyone to post their strangest encounter, here's mine:

I call a K-girl that I haven't seen for a while; she's out of town but hooks me up with her roommate.  So I drive over there & an attractive asian woman greets me.  She's at least 30, not beautiful, but she's pretty, trim, sweet, and feminine.  Not bad for a short-fuse appt.  We talk for a bit--she can barely speak english.  We start foreplay, things progress & she's quite passionate as I slowly strip her down.  But there's something about her that's not quite right.  Nothing specific, just male intuition that the person I'm with isn't truly female.

I slowly pull off her panties & now my fingers are on her slit. I'll just stop here to make a general point.
A woman's vagina is like a muli-layered wedding cake, with the double-folds of the labia, etc., it's very complex territory. But now my fingers are on a glistening yet simple pink slit, no inner folds, nothing like that.  I then place two fingers on her throat where a man's adam's apple would be.  A slight bump. She gives me a sharp glance, oh yeah.  She knows that I know.    

We fuck anyway and I enjoy it.  I've had worse sessions, that's for sure.  But this one was the most unusual, lol.  --z



TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 620 reads
posted
2 / 26

Could you tell a difference when you got in there? I don't know if I believe you.

crazyshit 391 reads
posted
5 / 26

I wouldn't drink water that I knew was gonna make me piss out of my ass, but that's just me.

Zangari 522 reads
posted
6 / 26

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
Could you tell a difference when you got in there?

No, I couldn't tell the difference.  It was enjoyable sex.  
Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I don't know if I believe you.
Well, there's no fooling you.  Transgendered providers are just an urban myth.  Now go back to sleep.  --z

-- Modified on 7/20/2012 11:19:32 AM

Iwantyouwecanhititupthefloor 2 Reviews 310 reads
posted
7 / 26

lmao....

Been there done that. Much to my belated surprise. hahahahaha.

graywolf60 21 Reviews 340 reads
posted
8 / 26

I guess instead of Dining at the Y you had the option of Picnic at the Pole! LOL. gf60

Zangari 362 reads
posted
9 / 26

Posted By: graywolf60
I guess instead of Dining at the Y you had the option of Picnic at the Pole! LOL. gf60
It's always a good idea to read a thread before you post on that thread.   She was post-op, which means no 'pole'.  The cartilage of her adams's apple was also shaved down.  Thanks for playing.  --z

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 283 reads
posted
10 / 26

They only reason I say I don't know if I belive you is that is dangerous.
Really dangerous. You seemed extremely tolerant. As in having sex.
I could see other guys be not so tolerant.

Zangari 284 reads
posted
11 / 26


How is my encounter any more dangerous than you banging your ATF?  Do you think she only sees you?   --z

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
They only reason I say I don't know if I belive you is that is dangerous.
Really dangerous. You seemed extremely tolerant. As in having sex.
I could see other guys be not so tolerant.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 281 reads
posted
12 / 26

I mean it isn't smart for a ts girl to not advertise that.
What if you were a total homophobe? Do you think she is in a safe situation?
Maybe I didn't read the post right. She didn't say she was a ts? Did she try to fool you?
I think that is just crazy.

Zangari 291 reads
posted
13 / 26


As stated in the first post, she was a referral, we didn't meet via an ad.  Your hypothetical is a bit silly--What if I'm a serial killer?  Providers run those risks on a daily basis.

 She indeed passes herself off as female.  And she probably fools most men. including homophobes.
As the responses to this thread clearly demonstrate, most men don't pay attention to details.  --z

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
I mean it isn't smart for a ts girl to not advertise that.
What if you were a total homophobe? Do you think she is in a safe situation?
Maybe I didn't read the post right. She didn't say she was a ts? Did she try to fool you?
I think that is just crazy.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 249 reads
posted
14 / 26

No need for the aggression.  I was not trying to make you look bad.
Just trying to say that doing that can lead to bad situations.
Am I that hard to understand?

Zangari 272 reads
posted
15 / 26


We have a better understanding now.  But your previous posts were very cryptic.  And in your first post you simply stated "I don't believe you" without any counter-argument or rationale.  That's  a passive-agressive reply without any information.  If you have an argument to make, you should state it clearly.   --z

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
No need for the aggression.  I was not trying to make you look bad.
Just trying to say that doing that can lead to bad situations.
Am I that hard to understand?

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 209 reads
posted
16 / 26

Be easy on me with the big words okay. I never went to college.
So if I understand what you said.. I didn't get an answer..
Don't you think pretending to be a girl when you were born a guy, and providing as a woman could be dangerous?

Zangari 261 reads
posted
17 / 26


Is it dangerous for her to pass herself off as a woman?  Yes.
But one could ask the same question about your 'hobby'.  Is it dangerous?  Yes.

The entire game is loaded with danger.  You & I are taking a HUGE risk every time we engage in the sex trade.   We can be arrested, shot, robbed, infected with an STD, etc.
 
The real question is what's your level of risk. And that varies from person to person.   --z

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
Be easy on me with the big words okay. I never went to college.
So if I understand what you said.. I didn't get an answer..
Don't you think pretending to be a girl when you were born a guy, and providing as a woman could be dangerous?

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 363 reads
posted
18 / 26

I see you're just as defensive and whiney here as you were on the newbie board, but I must say now I can see why you don't write reviews lol. Priceless. You can't even tell the difference between a manmade vagina and a real one when you're fkin it? I rest my case. Most guys would have choked her/him is what HOC was trying to suggest. Pretending to be a woman when you're a man, IS a very stupid and dangerous thing to do! How is it any different than fking your atf? Um...your bulb really is kind of dim isin't it? You're once again comparing apples to oranges by suggesting that people who DO represent themselves for at least their true sex, are in just as much danger as being hurt...wrong! We screen for those very reasons, but you can't screen stupid I guess.

I know guys who get in a tissy about a girl who is 5 lbs. heavier than her photos, and get irate but a guy finding out he is fking a guy who is NOT into that? Are you nuts to even suggest that kind of crap does not carry a higher risk of getting the fk beat out you?  Yea, get a rope!

-- Modified on 7/22/2012 1:14:38 AM

Zangari 216 reads
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19 / 26
Zangari 246 reads
posted
20 / 26

Cullin: Unlike you, Ms Rayne has zero interest in this thread.  She's just carrying over a feud from the Newbie board that has absolutely nothing to do with this topic.  You can read about it via the link.

I'm sure this harpy will follow me around for a while.  It might be entertaining for the peanut gallery.  regards,  --z  

-- Modified on 7/22/2012 2:12:28 AM

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 250 reads
posted
21 / 26

didn't already do that bwahahaha. I need a convent, and you need a shrink.

Zangari 259 reads
posted
22 / 26


Over on the Newbie board, I paddled your fat ass till it was firehouse red.   You must have loved it because you've followed me over here & are raising another ruckus.

So pull 'em down and bend over, it's coming... ready???...No, ..you need to beg for it, lol.  And leave your money on the counter.  --z
   

Posted By: London Rayne
didn't already do that bwahahaha. I need a convent, and you need a shrink.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 310 reads
posted
23 / 26

Your contradictions, hypocrisy, and immaturity don't make you accurate...they make you an idiot. Thanks for playing ha ha. I am sooooooo fat at 118 pounds...yea, I know. You like them THIN in all parts. If you think under 120 pounds is fat, you just insulted most every lady on TER...nice fallacy play like your boy would say ha ha. Resorting to insults about one's appearance is the very first sign of a defeated opponent...bam!

You can't counter with anything else so "you're fat" "you're old" and "you're ugly" always come up. That's about as original as me saying you have a tiny weenie, when I feel as if you made me look bad...ha ha, you didn't.

So about those reviews? I would say 73 to 0 is about right. If anyone was handed their ass it was you, but as I can see..you seem to like that. I have the perfect guy for you and he has a full package, not just the slit. I can't handle more than six inches, but I am betting you can bwahahaha. Bend over "bitch."  Ooops, I did it again! Check Mate.







-- Modified on 7/22/2012 1:10:10 PM

Zangari 239 reads
posted
24 / 26


If you're gonna  follow me around, you better pay me.  I don't fuck old fatties for free.  
And since you're an online stalker, I'm charging you double.  --z

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 207 reads
posted
25 / 26

The hobby is child's play compared to real risk. You will know when you are taking a BIG risk.
If you use TER properly your risk is minimal. Talk to me when you have really broken the law.
After you have shaken in your boots, and been a little humbled by what you cannot control.
This provider could get hurt doing that. Thats real risk....
A night in the pokey sucks.. I have been there. But a week in the hospital is much worse.
Please don't get so defensive.. It makes you look bad.

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