What are the most annoying questions you get from clients?

thanks for the laugh, and the honesty....*choking on my tea here* LOL LOL

A question about questions, makes me want to  question your question.


Thank you
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And then of course the usual:  Are you married, dating, in a LTR?  Why does it matter?  This is suppose to be a fantasy right?

How many people do you see a week?

Constant emails asking me to dinner off the clock.  We post dinner rates for that very reason.  

Would you like to go on a date sometime?  No.  Why mix work with pleasure and risk messing them both up?

This insignificant little poltroon has again reared (if you know what I mean ) his ugly head does  continue to followme.

One would think that since you do not like what I post  you would be smart enough to just ignore my posts, butt you are  clearly lacking in that, and many other areas too.

You no doubt do not like me or my posts and frankly I’m glad, because I do not want one of your ill character to like me.


You’re welcome
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1. Is **** your real name
   
   WHat sdo you think? of course not..

2. We should date off the clock..we have chemistry..
   
   Its called "gfe"...

3. ARe you single, married, ltr, gay?
 
   None of your business..and why would you care?

4. Can I come to your home sometime off the clock..or on?

   O sure, I only do outcall because I like to walk through hotels and apt buildings all the time..

5. How many clients do you see in a day?

  Normally I answer this one, as I only see one..but still urks me when I am asked

6. I would love to take you out off the clock..

   because you want free sex afterwards and think this is the way to go..not gonna happen buddy

7. You should fly to *** where I am from..we can have some fun..off the clock

   I dont think so..my idea of fun is not being your beck & call girl. for free...and I like $$..makes these stupid questions bareable..sometimes anyway..


8. Since you are already here and we are having a great time, why dont you stay the night..off the clock..

No, I dont want to spend the night unless you are paying me. ONce again..its called GFE..I have my own bed. This is p4p get it?

9. Can I call and text you even if I dont want an appointment so maybe we can have some "fun"

Stop texting me, I dont text and my phone is a pre paid phone.. Dont waste my minutes cuz then you are wasting my money..and I dont cyber..

10. Do you have a cam?

If I did, you would have to pay to watch..


sorry..you asked !

rule in life, dont ask anything you dont want to hear the absolute truth to..you may not like what you hear..

Funny stuff.  Now that's what I wanted to hear!  

...what my relationship with my parents is like. Especially the first time we meet. And then, when I try to change the subject, please don't ask me why I don't want to talk about my family and why I'm avoiding the topic and is my relationship with them so bad I can't talk about it and don't I understand you're just curious and [continue non-stop until the waiter mercifully brought the check].

Most awkward dinner date ever.



P.S. I love my folks! But unless I bring it up first, anything that personal is nunyabizness.

You are absolutely right.  And this is why I asked the question.  It's a great at place to educate your customers so both can enjoy the experience.

I do not get too many annoying questions I guess I have been fortunate.The couple of times I did get annoying questions they were "What is your real name?"I do not share this info I feel that this is private if I want to share this info I will.
"So,do you have a boyfriend/husband?"If so "What does he think about your kind of work?"
I understand making small talk but these questions are not considered small talk I call it being nosy!Especially,if it is a person that I have not saw before or someone I have saw on a couple of occasions.
There is so many different conversations to discuss without even asking personal questions such as the ones I described.When I see gentleman I do not ask them if they are married or have children I feel that this is none of my business if a gentleman tells me this info that is his decision,but it will not be because I asked him about it.

IMHO, all these questions stem from men's fascination with providers and their lifestyle.  The whole thing turns them (us) on, so it's hot to think about the lives led by women who, in the 19th century, were referred to as "soiled doves."  The fascination is understandable.  I share it.  But asking any of these questions is not cool.  If the lady wants to tell you something, she'll do it when/if she's ready.  If not, ask her about what movies she's seen lately, or what's her favorite cuisine, or lingerie, or lube, or anything.  Getting too close to home will just piss her off and won't lead to an improved session for you.

So far, I haven't found any of the questions annoying. A bit repetitious, but not annoying. I get asked one of three questions consistently by new-to-me hobbyists:

Q: How did you get into this?
A: "The timing was right and I've always wanted to, so I did." Then I ask them what they'd like to do tonight - and we go from there.

Q: How do your kids feel about it?
A: "They roll their eyes and say, 'That's my Mom, always trying new things'." Then I ask them what fantasy I can give them - and there we go.

Q: Is Jolene your real name?
A: "It's a stage name," said with a smile and a shrug, and then I ask my stock question, "So, what would you like today?" And that, as they say in the movies, leads to the happy ending.

In each case, they understand the subject is closed - and we're onto what they want, which is why they're with me in the first place. My asking them what they want gives them the permission to tell me what they want without feeling that they have to show polite interest in me.

Of course, I get other questions, but I answer them in the same lighthearted way. I don't even really get annoyed when they complain about my entertainment rate. Blame this on years of retail experience, but I calmly repeat my rate and then I shut up. I let them do the talking, until they've either talked themselves out of seeing me or they agree to the rate I'm asking.

In any case, it's nothing to get bent out of shape about.

Will you send me some pics?  

Will you send me a face pic?

Will you give me a discount?  

Will you do a half hour?  (when I have no half hour posted)

Will you drive to my location an hour away and give me a discount?

But the What is your real name?  is my number one pet peeve question!

Very cool answer.  There's a stupid old joke in which Granny is telling the kids a bed-time story.  Little Billy pipes up, "Hey Grandma, tell us about the time you were a whore in Chicago!"  One of my buddies, whenever he thinks the time is right, pipes up with, "Hey, Nick, tell us about the time you were a whore in Chicago."  It's a sure-fire way of shutting me up. You could try it some time.  Probably won't work on this board though...

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You forgot my ATF's fave (she says it's always sent by a Jersey Boy): "Hey ______! Send me a picture of your twat!"  Being the wag that I am, I wrote her back how uncouth that was, then added, "Send me a picture of your twat."  She did !  That's one reason why she's my ATF!

I would say that, although many of those questions would be annoying if asked millions of times over and over, I haven't had that experience. I personally find that part of seducing someone is letting them in a little (even if that is letting them into a fantasy you have concocted or a "persona" that goes along with the fantasy). I don't really mind any personal questions as long as someone doesn't mind me as asking the same types of questions to them (which I often do because I am a curious person and also believe that business doesn't always have to be "all" business) and understands that those answers may also be embellished or fabricated just like our "fantasy", or time together. It's all part of what we ladies do here.

Perhaps it may be because I am quite a bit more low volume than 90% of the other providers here and new, but I never drop an opportunity to get to know who I am with better, even if that means getting to know only who they would like to show themselves as to me. I would rather say something sweet that may not be true than ruin a mood with anyone who feels like we have a connection brewing. I completely understand how someone could  be curious and fascinated by this work, as I was before I started it and continue to be...questions show interest and interest is always good in my book. I haven't had a whole lot of men asking for discounts or inappropriate things but then again, maybe they simply stay clear of me because of the newness and that may change eventually.

Just my two cents.

on how to answer any inappropriate question:

Just respond with this question:  "Why do you want to know?"

In most cases, the person will realize the inappropriateness and then clam up or maybe even apologize.

If they are stupid enough to answer with something like "Just curious", then you can always say:  "That's interesting.", and bring up a new topic.

Where do I go to school (so you can look for me -_o)
Mocha isn't your real name COME ON what is it REALLY
Why am I in this business?
Where am I from (usually after they've been to my site assuming i'm fron another country, not super sure what foreign looks like but do I look foreign)
What's GFE? (definitely on my site if you looked at it)
What's PSE? (also answered on my site)
Can I lick it just a little bit please? (you didn't come for a GFE session so don't push it)
...those or the main ones I get.