1. I've smoked fatter cigarettes than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Can you make it dance?
6. Wow, and your feet are so big.
7. It's OK, we'll work around it.
8. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... I'm getting a headache.
11. (laughing, giggling and pointing)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. You know you really shouldn't swim before having sex.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks like it's never been used.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

The voluptuous women sneared down at the skinny, naked man and ask "Just who do you think you're going to please with that little thing?"

He said "me".

IT LOOKS LIKE A COCK, ONLY SMALLER!!!

-- Modified on 3/30/2002 6:50:34 PM

kb

A joke from Playboy many years back:

On their wedding night the new couple are just getting into bed for the first time when the woman points to his penis and giggles "Wee-wee."

The guy says, "Well now that we're married it would be better if you called it a cock."

She replies, "Well I've seen alot of cocks and yours is definately a wee-wee."

Ta-dum-dum.

you saying any of those things GND.

Classy ladies such as yourself always know the right thing to say and do.  I hope you are well.

DCG

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