If they were celebrities that weren't already providers?

Ava Gardner, Rita Hayworth, Sophia Loren, Ann-Margret, Jill St. John, Cheryl Ladd, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Grace Kelly, Virginia Madsen, Kate Beckinsale, Alyssa Milano....

I can go on and on....!

#1 Anna Kournikova

#2 Adriana Lima (Victoria Secret)

#3 Megan Fox ( I don't care what you think )

#4 Rona Mitra (Boston Legal)

#5 Britney Spears ( the new and improved one )
  again " I dont give a f**k what anyone else
  thinks". Its MY list.

And yes, there are sooooo many more that I am missing at this moment.

Jessica Simpson of course! I want some of that sexual napalm. LOL

Joan Jett. In leather.

My Age Is Showing...

Shirley Jones
Ann Margaret
Christina Applegate
Nicole Kidman
Nina Cassidy
Alana de Garza
Elizabeth Rohm
Jessica Lange

Re: Your Fantasy Celebrity Provider or Client?

Salma Hayek
Evangeline Lilly
Penelope Cruz
Rose McGowan
And of course I want to stick it in JLo's Ass!

...and I don't care if any of you guys were there and did it. LOL.

Ever seen some of the hotties in country music??

Taylor Swift, Kellie Pickler, Reba (still hot), Carrie Underwood.

Salma Hayek? Hell yeah!

So many others, not enough bandwidth!

Enjoy! WIT

and LIl'Wayne and maybe Stephen Colbert as long as he would agree to stay in character and keep his suit on!

Oh that's easy.....Marissa Miller and.....

Kate Beckensale and Heather Locklear can have their way with me any time any place.....which unfortunately is always in my dreams!

Shakira  I Wish could dance like her!
Alexandria Ambrosio

nicole scherzinger SHE IS HOT!!!!  (yum)

Why a fantasy provider instead of just a fantasy fuck?

Anyway, my three, although it changes almost daily, would be....

Jennifer Love Hewitt (back when she was in the movie "heartbreakers")

Megan Park (pictured, you've never heard of her but you will)

A fivesome with Minka Kelley, Hayden Panettiere, Aimee Teegarden and Emma Watson.

Yes, they're all young. But so am I. Don't judge

Christy Brinkley
Dana Delaney
Catherine Deneuve

Looking around at the current crop, I might take the fantasy in a theme direction: top three Fox News babes...maybe Ainsley Earhardt, Courtney Friel and Sandra Smith.

Of course, CNBC also has merit with Erin Burnett, Trish Regan and Amanda Drury.

Danielle Fishel

Nancy McKeon

Leelee Sobieski