So as I was driving into TN with my best friend Collette I had a well know verified hobbyist who was so excited to see me upon arrival that he kept sending me "counting down to Alex" texts. I thought it was cute. So I turn to my best friend and say,"Awwww a local N'ville hobbyist is so excited to see me. Asking what's my favorite wine and flowers are etc." She turns to me with the most innocent and serious look and says, "Awww that's sweet. What hobbies does he like? Movies, books or dinner?" I laughed so hard and then explained the term. She then was like, "Ooooooh...different varieties of pussy is his hobby." Then I laughed some more.
Ahhh...by Sunday night she will know all the terms and after a few hot and steamy trysts we will certainly be more than best friends.
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