Tennessee
On the breast of a woman named Gail
I thought it was to 
Was tattooed the price of her tail
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.
A little humor to end the day on my behalf of things that I say lol
Now that was cute. We need more humor like this!
I thought it was to
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