Speaking of Good Times and Great Expectations... East TN is lucky enough to have the insanely well-reviewed (TER 278354) Mia L’Amour coming to visit us on January 6th-ish (see her Knoxville P411 post: P189403), and I’m extremely excited to spend some time with her.

I hope other brothers have made plans to see her, because if we (East TN) want to enjoy the company of more world class ladies, then more than one or two of us need to spend time with them when they visit.

Regardless, if you have read any of her reviews you know why I have such great expectations. I look forward to the experience and I look forward to re-living it when I write my review

I’ll let you know all about it.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year,
BRex / Bandit Rex

My review of Mia L’Amour should be up, take a look; but spoiler alert... Knoxville in general and me in particular were lucky that she came to visit; she’s a doll! I mean an absolute unicorn!

Speaking of high-expectations and high-quality Touring Companions visiting East TN, I’m taking the opportunity to see Debra Hollander next week (Ms. TER Summer 2020).  

She has been on my bucket list for a while and I’m thrilled she’s visiting us again.  

It feels like 2021 is starting very nicely.

I am lucky enough to have a gorgeous wife as well as gorgeous daughters (trust me, they take after their mother, not me). One of the things I’ve learned from them is that the world is full of haters, especially haters of beautiful women.  
My wife and daughters are all gorgeous AND kind, but the number of people who want to imagine that they are other than kind always surprises me.
My Hobby point is this, the number of companions that I meet that are BOTH gorgeous & kind is surprisingly high... my wife & daughters would be proud; although I think I’ll keep that to myself, LMAO.
But seriously, in the last  year alone I have met half-a-dozen touring companions who are not only gorgeous (by the highest standards), but also exceptionally kind (and by that I mean more than just nice or pleasant, I mean caring, thoughtful and very engaged). Specifically, Christie L’amour, Alyse Anniston, Tanya Delight, Jenni Tay and Mia L’amour (not to mention my long-time ATF, Candy Curves). I have reviewed all of these ladies if you are looking for more in-depth, juicy information 😎
To say I recommend these ladies is an understatement; it would be more accurate to say that the combination of their beauty & personality has me “hooked”.

As I have mentioned, it has been on my bucket-list for some time to see Debra Hollander (Miss TER Summer 2020). I finally spent several hours with Debra today and WOW! What a great lady! It was a fantastic afternoon; she was so good to me. I’ll get a review up in a few days.
Bandit Rex

I’ve been telling funny stories over in the Double Stuff thread, and while most of my funny stories revolving around the hobby involve doubles, not all of them do.  
I’m going to kill two birds with one stone here, this is a pretty funny story and it is also the story of my introduction to the hobby.
It was 1979, I was about to turn 16 and, while I thought he was simply allowing me to tag-along on a business trip with him, my Papaw was actually taking me to Atlanta for a weekend at a Cat-House.  
Truthfully it was a full-on House of the Rising Sun, situated in an old warehouse-brownstone near the mid-town rail-yards. The basement was an illicit gambling hall, the main floor was a saloon/bar set-up and the upper floor was a brothel.
I was with a young lady and I was giving her oral sex. While I had given a few girls oral sex before, apparently I had not been doing it very well.  
As I was down on her, she reached out and placed the palm of her hand on my forehead and pushed me back... “sugar, unh-uh, not there”, I had been focusing my tongue on her vajayjay’s opening, but she had some corrective instruction for me. “Do you see that little bulb right there”, she said, pointing to her clit, “that’s the Devil’s Button... you pay attention to that and I’ll do what the Devil wants me to”.
Good times, funny times and times of great learning... all with a naked young lady; it just doesn’t get any better than that.  
Bandit Rex

I don’t mean to gush, but what the heck, let me gush, not about an individual provider, but about providers in general... about women.  
After all, a hobbyist is in the game because he loves women, correct? I guess I shouldn’t presume to speak for others, but as for myself... I most certainly love women, everything about them.
So-much-so, that even after 40 years in the hobby, every sessions still “inspires” me as much or more than ever.
I don’t know how many sessions I’ve had or how many providers I’ve seen over the last four decades, but I do know it’s been more than a few, and still yet, after every session (whether it’s with a new friend or a long-time regular), I leave feeling absolutely energized and thinking to myself “you are one lucky SOB!”
I have a ritual, and it goes all the way back to the days of cassette tapes (forgive me, I’m old), whenever I leave a session I listen to La Grange (on my truck’s stereo) at full blast. “... a lot of nice girls-a” INDEED!
What my ritual really represents is me viscerally celebrating, at the loudest possible volume, the gift I’ve just received.
Again, I shouldn’t presume to speak for others, but as for myself... it isn’t even close, the consideration I’ve tendered over the years is nothing compared to the gifts I’ve been given; I have been given far more than I have given; I’m one lucky SOB, indeed.
Bandit Rex

I mentioned in a post I made the other day that I have this post session tradition, I always blast La Grange (very loudly) on my truck’s stereo.  
Then it hit me, that’s a great question to ask out loud... Do you have favorite post session songs?  
I have about four dozen songs in heavy post-session rotation. I bet a bunch of you also have favorite post-session songs. What are three of your favorites?
I’ll also go ahead and throw this question out there, and you can feel free to answer one or both questions... What are your favorite songs about the hobby?
My three favorite post-session songs are “La Grange” by ZZ Top, “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC and “Pride & Joy” by Coverdale Page (all at max volume).  
Just listing three is hard, so, since it’s a free country, list more if you want, my next three are “Rock & Roll” by Led Zeppelin, “Girl You Really Got Me Now” by Van Halen and “MILF Money” by Fergie (I may be an old man, but I am that “mother fucker” she speaks of... and proud of it, lol).
My three favorite songs about the hobby? “House of the Rising Son” by The Animals (“and lord I know I’m one” amen brother, amen), “Call Me” by Blondie (I had such a crush on Debbie Harry, and this song came out the same year I first hobbied) and “Bed of Roses” by The Statler Brothers (lots of people may think it’s just urban legend, but I have 40 years worth of experience to back up the statements that, just like this song says, two things are very true... many providers DO have great entrepreneurial skills and many providers DO have hearts of gold, or as my friend Sara says... “her heart is even bigger than her tits!” amen sister, amen).
Rock On,
BanditRex

A regular provider of mine had a few thoughts about some songs.
She suggested these three as favorite songs about the hobby... "No Diggity" by Blackstreet; "A Team" by Ed Sheeran and "Tell Momma" by Etta James. Great songs, especially "Tell Momma"; and who knew "No Diggity" was about a pro, but listen to the lyrics, it is (my friend was correct).
She also suggested these three songs for an after session playlist: "Girlfriend" by Matthew Sweet; "Night Moves" by Bob Seger and "Suga, Suga, So Fly" by Baby Bash.

A regular provider and good friend sent me the following text...
"Hey old man, relative to all your posts about songs, I have a HILARIOUS song for you, and btw it isnt trying to be funny. This song isnt for the after-appointment drive home and it isn't exactly about being a pro, but its just too funny not to have you share it in your thread. This song makes WAP look like a Beethoven symphony or the Beatles Day In A Life or Cold Plays Viva La Vida... go to YouTube and find P*$$Y Fairy by Jehne' Akko, you will laugh for days.”
I have to admit, she was right, I have been laughing for days, the song is insanely funny on so many unintended levels.

There’s nothing worse than a hillbilly with a little money, right? He’s just going to spend it on “the ladies”; and that’s ‘ol Bandit Rex in a nutshell (“bust-a-nutshell that is!” sorry, I couldn’t resist).
Sure, on a good day I’m a southern gentleman, but everyday I’m just a simple country-boy at heart, straight out of Lonsdale (that’s the city-side of the hills for the uninitiated); I’m East Tennessee... born & raised and through & through.  
And yet, all you have to do is look at my TER reviews (and please do, a writer writes to be read) and you’ll see that I love variety in my ladies, including variety in the “from” department. As in, she’s from... Chicago or Los Angeles or Roanoke or Las Vegas or Austin or Dallas or Atlanta or Denver or Charlotte or New York or Charleston or... well, you get the picture, I love the variety my visiting friends offer me.
But I love my local regulars even more, and for all of my talk about East TN’s buck-wild country-girls, there isn’t anyone in East Tennessee better than CANDY CURVES and KELSEY KEL!  
I have reviews up for both CC & Kel on my TER Review Profile, but the real review is this... read a few of my more recent reviews of some of my favorite visiting friends, like Mia L’amour or Sara St. Clair or Eliza Eishen or Jenni Tay or Christie L’amour, and then make sure you look at pictures of those ladies! Sure, Bandit loves variety and Bandit loves all kinds, but Bandit mostly loves Ferraris & Bentleys! Afterall, Lonsdale was many, many decades ago, lol.
(Okay, what’s up with me suddenly referring to myself in the third-person in that paragraph? Am I an NBA super-star? “Latrell Spreewell’s got babies to feed!” LMFAO)
Back to my point, I love Ferraris & Bentleys; so, who do I see most often? Ferraris & Bentleys, of course; and of the Farrais & Bentleys I see, who are the only two I see every week? Candy Curves and Kelsey Kel!
Both of these ladies are THE BEST on so many different levels!  
BTW, when you were looking at my reviews, did you notice how often CC & Kel’s names showed up as Doubles Partners with some of the best touring providers in the whole country?!?  
That’s just another picture of how fantastic they BOTH are. Specifically my Duo with CC and Christie L’amour and my Duo with Kel & Jenni Tay were both EPIC! Truly EPIC!
So, if you are from East TN or just travel through, you need to do yourself a favor and spend some time with one or the other or BOTH of these two ladies; and then, eventually, BOTH TOGETHER... uh, can I get a HELL YEAH!
Nothing in my reviews of either CC or Kel is churched-up; they are both Hella Good Time!
Additionally, they are both two of my favorite people in the whole world; sweet, fun, funny and pure gold on the inside.
Stay Gold Ladies, Stay Gold,
Johnny
(with apologies to SE Hinton and Robert Frost)
Bandit Rex

Oops, what I really meant to say was... Whoopee in the outdoors, because it’s Spring!
I have dropped several new reviews in the last two weeks, so, I hope that buys me some license to tell a story that won’t involve me giving away the providers identity (because she would kill me if I did, LOL).
Spring has finally arrived and, when it isn't storming, it is beautiful outside! It has already been warm enough to do a little hiking and take some nature walks; wonderful ways to enjoy the beauty of East Tennessee, outdoors.
Another way to enjoy beauties in the East Tennessee outdoors is to make some whoopee... outside!
I have a regular, local provider who lives close to a few parks and, weekend before last, we christened (for 2021) one of our favorite things, sex outside!  
Well, it’s one of my favorite things and she is sweet & sexy enough to go along enthusiastically.  
This whole thing came up about a year ago when, after an insanely stressful day at work, I showed up at her place for a two-hour session. It had been such a stressful and anxiety-inducing day that I didn’t think I had sex in me; so, when I arrived, I just asked her if she wanted to go for a long walk at such-and-such park (which wasn’t far from her home) and she was game.  
She tossed a few bottles of water in a backpack and we headed out.
On that particular day she had on a tank top, with no bra, and a mini-skirt; and after about 45 minutes of walking, ALL I could think about was having sex!
Right about the time I was about to ask her if we could go back to her place for the last hour, she announced that she wanted to set down and rest and drink some water.  
It was early April and the trail that we had been traversing was, essentially, abandoned; we hadn’t seen another soul for 30 minutes or more. So, I sat down assuming that she would set down beside me, but instead, she straddled me (she sat down in my lap facing me) and we began making out. Within a few minutes she revealed that she was not wearing any panties under that mini-skirt (not even a thong) AND she had thrown a rain-cap into that back pack, hells bells!  
It was a fantastic, border-line surreal experience! So much so that we did it two more times last summer and fall, before it got too cold.  
FYI gents, I always ask very, very nicely and I always up-tip for the experience. I mean, after all, at least for this old man, it is one hell of an experience!
So, to rechristen the experience for the first time this calendar-year was just fantastic!  
Here’s to experiencing more beauty in the outdoors!
Eastbound & Down,
Bandit Rex      

To paraphrase some lyrics from one of the all-time-great Hobby-songs, Little Richard’s "Long Tall Sally"...
I had me some fun tonight!
In fact, I had me more fun in less time than an old man like myself should even attempt; but to quote another great song, that I am fond of quoting... “I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once, as I ever was.”
This post is really just a set up to ask this question of those of you reading this board... 
What is something interesting, different or fun (outside of the “normal” being together in a hotel or residence) that you have experienced as a Hobby “session”?
Here’s one for me, from tonight (well, last night). A favorite, mid-30s regular of mine has been going through some challenging personal issues and was looking for a little adventure to take the edge off the hurt. As such, for several days, she has been asking me to take a little whirlwind road-trip with her.
But since both of our schedules have been and are very busy, we decided we were going to have to do some “condensing”; specifically, we were going to attempt to cram a really-adventurous, full-blown road-trip into less than 15 hours. 
We left Knoxville at about 5pm yesterday afternoon and headed to Atlanta, with the goal being... to pull off a sex-drenched, laugh-filled all-nighter.  
She wanted to surprise me with the “what, exactly” we were going to be doing, so I just smiled, grabbed the extra cash she said I would need and went along for the ride (even though I was driving, lol).
All carnal pleasures aside, the six hours we spent driving to and from Atlanta were wonderful in there own right... talking, laughing, getting ourselves all hot & bothered and listening to our favorite music.
Erotic-Atlanta is open 24/7, especially on a Friday night / Saturday morning; so, not only were things open, they were rocking.  
The night went like this... 
About an hour out of Atlanta she started teasing me with ambiguous discussions of how much she loves “to watch” and how much she loves to “see me being pampered by other women”. She followed that up with about 30 full minutes of slow, easy-going, road HJ & BBBJ, but she wouldn’t let me come, she told me she was just getting me ready (plus, she didn’t want to cause me to wreck in the bat-shit-crazy Atlanta traffic).
Once in ATL, she started us out at a particularly well known, upscale, gentlemen’s club, where we had a nice dinner and enjoyed a few hours worth of low-key, low-contact table dances while we ate. But what made it special (besides being surrounded by 50 gorgeous, naked dancers), was that she was the one calling the girls over to our table, chatting them up, doing the actual tipping and all of the “directing”. Just listening to her tell them what she “wanted” for me was incredibly sexy. 
From there, at about 11pm, she led us to another gentlemen’s club, one that is known by her to have very “relaxed” VIP rooms. We spent two hours there as well, playing this little game... she would have me pick a girl, she would go and “get” the girl and the three of us would go back to a VIP room for at least 30 minutes. No federal laws were broken, but a few city ordinances probably were... several of those VIP sessions got very, very familiar; the last one in particular, with an insanely sexy 20-something girl, who looked just like a 20-year-old Katie Holmes, was heaven-on-earth. On the drive back to Knoxville, all my sweet friend could talk about was that dancer, and how much she wanted us to do a real Duo with her.
From there, at about 1am, we went to a renowned sex-shop/play-place across the street from the second gentlemen’s club. Neither she nor I had ever been and she was eager to experience everything it had to offer, starting with spending more than an hour shopping (and several hundred of my dollars on the lingerie, shoes and toys that passed her muster). But I loved it, it was beyond a blessing to see my sweet friend forget her troubles for a while.
Then, at about 2am, we went “downstairs” to the play-place. This was the one part of the evening that was a complete miss, but it was one funny, entertaining “miss”.  
As we were shopping, I was pondering going down to the play-place, and I’ll admit, I was getting a little nervous, thinking about having to “protect” my friend once we were down there. I also mentioned to my friend that it appeared to me, when we were walking in, that the play-place might be more of a guy thing; but she would not be dissuaded, “no, no” she said, “I saw several girls, and one or two really hot ones, going down stairs with their guys. AND...” she said with great relish, “I overheard one of the girls talking about something that sounded like glory holes; and, whatever she was actually talking about, I really want to watch you partake!” The good news is, that after paying our admission to the play-place, it became immediately apparent that all of the “girls” and guys who were down there were going to be very, very interested in helping me “partake”; so-much-so, that I needn’t have worried at all about protecting my friend, no one down there (at least at that moment in time) was the least bit interested in my friend, but they were all very interested in me! When my friend walked up to the “hot-girl” she had overheard talking upstairs, it was like a wacky misunderstanding, from an old episode of Three’s Company, especially the moment that my friend realized that the “hot-girl” (who was, indeed, very attractive) was not a regular girl. Followed by my friend, half-joking, half-serious, trying to talk me into “partaking” in a “shower” with the “hot-girl”. Grace and peace to everyone, but that is not my thing, sorry DJ. Regardless, it was all extremely entertaining.
From there, at about 2:05am (maybe 2:04, lol), she led us up the road about 2 miles to an upscale-ish AMP, for a really fun, sexy “couples massage”. The massage was given, in the same room, by two delightful young ladies. My friend and I BOTH left the company of those two ladies having experienced a very satisfying climax to our time in Atlanta.
By 3am, we were back on the road to Knoxville. Around 6am, while still on the road, we watched a beautiful sunrise and I finally dropped her off at her car at about 7:30am.
While this is all still fresh on my mind, I am, right here at about 8:30am, writing it down.
I had some fun tonight, and then some more to boot!  
And now, like the old man I am, I am going to go take a long nap.
Eastbound & Down,
Bandit Rex

Destiny is a Lady, but Victory absolutely has a cock!  
And I count my blessings when, in my hobby-life, it feels like the two of them are, uh... you know, getting together; and it definitely feels like Destiny and Victory are united "in congress" right now!
If you're an East Tennessee boy, have you noticed the opportunity presented by the amazing spectrum of visiting friends that have so improbably populated Knoxville's P411 listing over the last two weeks? I hope that several other brothers have been and will continue to join me in partaking of this unbelievable slice of heaven, while it is so unbelievably open & available to us! These are the good old days, let's not miss the opportunity. 
Above and beyond my local favorites and several of my MOST-FAVORITE visiting friends, Knoxville's P411 listing has also been ripe with several new visiting friends. I'm really excited about having the opportunity to meet Jaydalee, Skylar Ryan and Kate Linville!
In fact, I want to give Kate Linville a shout-out for her customer service. She is a kind, easy-going young-woman, who has bent over backwards to make sure our session happens, and I truly appreciate it!
C'mon East Tennessee, Destiny is calling, where’s your spirit of, uh... you know, VICTORY!
Eastbound & Down,
Bandit Rex

I love making new friends, and I just made a great one... Skylar Ryan (TER# 358026 / P411# P280728), she’s a touring provider from Denver.
I spent three fantastic days with her and I can’t say enough about how beautiful, sexy and delightful she is and how enjoyable our time was.  
I’ll get a Review up in the next day or two.
Eastbound & Down,
BanditRex

As I’ve said before, I love making new friends, and I made a stunning new friend this afternoon...  
Jaydalee (TER# 149551 / P411# P37771), she’s a gorgeous African American touring provider with an insanely sexy figure and a sparkling personality.
I spent two and a half hours with her and I can’t say enough about how enjoyable our time was.  
I’ll get a Review up in the next day or two. 
Eastbound &Down,
BanditRex

I have spent quite a bit of time with Dana the Unicorn (TER #341114) over the last few days and it has been amazing.
I love making new friends and everything about Dana... her gorgeous eyes, her magnificent figure and her effervescent personality, all of it and everything in-between, live up to her name!
How amazing is Dana? Well, she doesn't tour much, but she does FMTY... and I will be
I hope to get a review up in the next few days.  
Bandit Rex