Dear Santa,
   I know that you are going to want to give me coal this year, after all I have been a very naughty girl... but you see I just cant help myself.  I love beauty and what can be more beautiful than a man and or womans body there for your visual delight.  Here's the deal santa, I could make a false promise of being good.  I dont think you will buy it though as I would only be referring to being good at being naughty.  What I will say is this... I will put lots of extra cookies under the tree for your viewing pleasure *wink wink*.  We will keep it a secret from mrs. clause, and in return you leave me a few trinkets that I wanted this year.  I will see you christmas morning if you are game.  Who knows maybe you may decide that I really am nice when I am naughty.
                                            Charlotte

I am posting this to catch a few smiles and to have some holiday fun.  Ladies and gents lets get festive and share your letters to santa.  Who knows maybe as a group he may be convinced.

i would like all that crap i dont already have....the end...

ps. and a gorgeous provider every now and again...thats all

or maybe a puppy.......