Just like with Oreos, I love singles (they’re my go to), but every once in a while I like the double-stuff, you know... as a special treat! Heck, now and again, I even like to concoct some triple-stuff. What about you?
I am hopeful that, with this post, I’ll actually get a few replies; so, here are few questions to help facilitate some replies... What is your best double ever? What is a best recent double? What do you love about doubles? What do you not love about doubles? Do you have any funny doubles stories? Speaking of funny stories, I think that all of my funniest hobby stories come from doubles; so, please share some of yours. Feel free to keep it as incognito as you like; I certainly won’t doubt the authenticity of your stories.
I’ll kick it off with a few thoughts...
I love Doubles, a lot! In 2020 I had 18 Doubles and 1 Triple (the different sessions involved 12 different lady friends), and, unless I’m forgetting something, all 19 pairings were a hella good time (at least for me).
I also enjoy orchestrating the pairings. My “modus operendi” is to create pairings with providers I’m already comfortable with and who already trust me. Usually, I will pair a favored local provider with a favored visiting provider. How? I simply ask one politely, then I ask the other politely and then, only after they have both said yes, I set it up (and connect the two ladies using their communication platform of choice). In other words, even though I am a hyper-active horn-dog, I keep the HD on the DL, and play it very calm & respectful and I try hard never to be presumptive.
Now, you want to talk about an incredible Win-Win scenario... if/when in the process of orchestrating a double, I introduce two favored providers to each other and they become friends (or something like friends), that situation never fails to pay multi-lateral benefits in everyone’s direction; and, uh... especially mine! In 2020, I only had three doubles (and the one triple) that I didn’t orchestrate.
I’m pretty sure that in 2020 I not only had the single best double I’ve ever had (which I know I did), but that I actually had the top five or six best doubles I’ve ever had; to quote Frank Sinatra... “It was a very good year!”
What is my best double ever? It’s a toss-up between three (all from this year): Jenni Tay & KelseyKel (TER reviewed from this winter); Christie L’Amour & Candy Curves (TER reviewed from this winter) and Jenni Tay & a UTR (not TER reviewed, from this fall). All three, for some very different reasons, were just absolutely and insanely off the charts! Check my reviews for details.
What do I love about doubles? I love everything about doubles; I love the whole bucket-list fantasy thing (aka... “I can’t believe this is actually happening to me!”), I love the way doubles coagulate & congeal, and I love the position options that present themselves with doubles (especially if one of the ladies in the mix likes to visit the Greek Isles).
If you read any of my posts or reviews you know that I love gorgeous women who have perfect bodies. But if you could see all of my P411 Okays, or even better, if you could see all of the providers I have seen this year, you would also see that I love variety more than anything. What’s my type? Variety is my type: Straight-Hair, Curly-Hair, Blondes, Brunettes, Red-Heads, Purple & Gray Heads, 20-Somethings all the way up to 60-Somethings, Spinners, BBWs, Voluptuous, Athletic, Kinks, Doms, Subs, Soft-Touch, Rough-Stuff, Squirters, Multi-Orgasmic, Slow to Climax, Fast to Climax, Caucasian, Latina, Asian, African-American, Big Breasts, Small Breasts, Giant Clits, Normal Clits, Shy Clits, Giant Nipples, Normal Nipples, Cadillacs, Bentleys and Ferraris; but also... Used Chevys, no street providers, but Used Chevys. 40 years ago, when my papaw introduced me to the hobby, my first dozen or so experiences were with Used Chevys; so, I have a very soft spot for those ladies.
Okay, on to my point... I’m in east Tennessee, and east Tennessee is still full of buck-wild country girls; and I mean BUCK-WILD! Like “crossing the Dukes of Hazard with a porno” kind of wild. Which leads me to...
What is my funniest doubles story? Well, I absolutely have three (maybe even four), and they all involve buck-wild country girls, but I’m only going to share one today.
I had a late-afternoon double scheduled with two favored country girls about a year ago. The in-call was all the way out in bumfuck and, unfortunately, it takes about 30 minutes to get there.
Well, I had been sick the day before with a little food-poisoning, but I thought I was better; I was wrong. Driving out to the in-call I got nauseous again, and I had to pull over, multiple times, to hurl, multiple times.
This was supposed to be a two-hour long session and I knew my country-girls were counting on me for kindness & consideration (and not to leave them hanging). So, I decided I would drive there, be “considerate”, rest a little, get some strength back and then just drive home.
Upon arriving, these two sweet, crazy, out-of-control friends met me at the door like the walking parties that they are! But as they tried to kiss me, I waved them off, because, of course, my breath was horrible. I wasn’t just feeling bad, I was genuinely sick; the room was spinning, I could barely stand up and I wasn’t so sure that I wasn’t about to vomit again.
Fully clothed, I stumbled into the bed room and plopped down on the bed on my back, I just wanted to lie down and rest for a few minutes before I left. But these two favored country girls of mine, sweet professionals that they are, proceeded to take my clothes off and, in a multitude of different ways and positions, serviced me (just not my mouth or face) for more than a full hour, until I finally climaxed (while being truly sick)! Bonus points to my two buck-wild country girls; that was one hell of a fever dream experience!
What about you?
BRex