Another funniest doubles story for your entertainment. It was the mid-80s, I was in my early 20s and a few years into the hobby, but I had never had a double. There was no internet and no independents, so setting up a double was particularly challenging for a young man.  

Now, imagine the most twangy, raspy, East Tennessee accent ever; well, I had a loose connection with a small-time madam who had just such an accent. This madam barely tolerated me to begin with (being such a young man), so, when I called her and asked for the company of two ladies, all she said, in her best, raspy twang, was “Damn! Romeo”... click.

But she still sent two ladies. Crazy, crazy times.

Was it good? I’m sure it would have been, if I had lasted more than 3 minutes, LMAO. What can I say, I was young.

Bandit Rex / BRex

I have two great doubles coming up in the next few weeks... one with Candy Curves & Mia L’Amour, and another with Jenni Tay & Sara St. Clair.
Here’s are their particulars: CANDY CURVES (P411: P63925 / TER: 167210 / site: http://candycurves.escorts.biz/#/home), MIA L’AMOUR (P411: P189403 / TER: 278354 / site: https://meetmialamour.com/), JENNI TAY (P411: P326657 / TER: 345639 / site: https://twitter.com/tay_jenni?s=09), SARA ST. CLAIR (P411: P214553 / TER: 301531 / site: http://sarastclair.com/).
Additionally, I have single reviews for Candy, Mia and Jenni in my BRex TER Reviews portfolio (as well as additional double reviews for both Candy and Jenni, each with various different partners).
As I’ve mentioned before, I really enjoy curating my own double-pairings with providers that I already know, enjoy and trust (even if they’ve never met each other); and my upcoming double with CC & Mia is just such a pairing.  
Even though I curate most of my doubles, I don’t curate them all. I probably direct the pairing about 75% of the time, and, as a side note, if you are interested in having more doubles in your life, remember, being willing and able to direct the pairing (at least some of the time) almost always makes life easier on the provider. Having to go “find” a doubles partner for a client is always a challenge for a provider, especially if they are Touring.  
Plus, if you are routinely helping ladies make quality professional-connections with other trustworthy independent providers, well... that’s just a Win-Win; and hopefully you can visualize what a good, good thing that can be for you and how helpful that is for a provider.
In fact, speaking of good things... if you develop a reputation among providers for being kind, respectful, attentive and helpful, you will be amazed at how heaven will open wide for you.  
As an example, almost all of the doubles that I have, wherein I do not curate the pairing, are bespoke experiences that a provider-friend has gone the extra-mile to set up for me.  
Jenni Tay is one heck of a super-sexy sweetheart and has long been one of my ATFs. She never fails to rock-my-world and make me feel like I’m the very center of her universe. I’ve done many doubles with her and loved them all; many of which I’ve curated, but also... many of which she has brought to me, just for me; and my upcoming double with Jenni & Sara is just such a pairing. What a sweet, dear friend Jen is to be bringing Sara (who I’ve wanted to see for a while now) straight to my door step.  
Jenni & Sara are still a few weeks off, but Jenni already has her Knoxville listing up on P411 for that visit. I don’t know how much availability Jenni & Sara might still have for that visit, if any, but if you are looking for a true, once-in-a-lifetime experience, right here in East TN, you might want to use P411 and reach out to Jenni. You might also want to do yourself a favor and look at their TER Reviews and their personal sites.  
Whether it’s CC & Mia OR Jenni & Sara... any way you look at it, that’s some hella good stuff!
East Bound & Down,
Bandit Rex

Your description of that duo... or should I just say that day, sounds magnificent. You know, it’s really funny that you mention Scottsdale; I’ve been to Scottsdale multiple times, but I never took the opportunity to indulge any hobbyist pursuits while there; and apparently, I was a fool.  
I can’t tell you the number of guys & gals, in the last 9 months alone, that have told me how great Scottsdale is.
In fact, I have a good friend, another long-time East TN hobbyist who’s even older than me, who swears by the joys of Scottsdale, and the joys of the double’s scene in particular. He’s going to see this thread and shoot me an e-mail on the side and swear to me that he was one of the guys in your Scottsdale story, whether he was or wasn’t, LMAO!  
But you know, in all seriousness, that’s part of the fun of the hobby on the client side; so, old friend, I’m talking to you now, I’m going to be disappointed if you don’t claim to have seen the Goddess-Jezebel in Scottsdale.  

Another humorous doubles story for your entertainment...
This particular escapade is about Penny & Amber, and they are two of my favorite Buck-Wild Country Girls (BWCG).  
In the real world they are on-again/off-again lovers and on-again/off-again roommates, in a little shack out in the boonies.  
But because their in-call is so far out in the boonies and a little too shack-ish, we started meeting at a little motel that’s closer in to the metro area about nine months ago.  
To incentivize the two of them to put in the effort to get an Uber and show up on time, I get the room, I always have a few extra Bens for them & the Uber AND a 5th of Peach Vodka to boot; and Penny & Amber love Peach Vodka (even more than Fireball, lol).
 So, by the time they have arrived and readied themselves to play, they have also both had two full tumblers of Peach Vodka... and the ensuing sessions are always, well... buck-wild!
I have done duos with Penny & Amber on many occasions; however, the longer, more-established relationship is between Penny & I (and doubly so in Penny’s mind, which comes into play).
So, one evening back in the fall, Penny & Amber and I had a three-hour session; but in an odd & irregular turn of events, on that particular evening, all of the FS work had fallen to Amber (including some Grecian excursions). I genuinely have a real soft-spot for both Penny & Amber, the fact that all of the FS work fell to Amber was nothing but a coincidence; one which I hadn’t even noticed... YET.  
As we were nearing the end of the session, Penny excused herself and went to take a nice, long shower to freshen up.  
Amber and I just stayed in bed talking and snuggling. But after a few minutes of that, Amber (who does love Greek) asked if we could visit the Isles one last time.  
After some thumb-n-lube-play, Amber had just saddled up on me (RCG/Greek) when Penny, who I’ve known longer, stepped out of the bathroom...
In a normal world, Amber might have been frustrated at Penny, because Amber had shouldered 100% of the penetration work; but this was not a normal world, this was BWCG world.
Penny, who was smiling and singing as she walked around the corner, FROZE as soon as she saw us and her bubbly countenance immediately disappeared. Her smile vanished and she lowered her gaze at both of us in the form of an icy-cold glare. Her face turned red and then she just started hollering...  
“What the hell Amber? You get all the cock now? Huh... is that it? All I get’s two lousy pussy-eatins’?!? Am I supposed to be happy with that!?!”
Amber, who is straddling me RCG/Greek, doesn’t bother to get off of me and just starts hollering back...  
“Don’t b**tch at me Penny, it aint my fault his cock loves me betterin!”    
Then Penny turned her ire at me...  
“What makes her so special?!? Damn Rex, I thought I was your porch dog! I guess I aint... since she’s the only one get a good dickin’! Why didn’t you wanna dick me down tonight?!?”
Amber chimed back in... “It aint you, it’s this!” she said, motioning both of her hands up and down her body. “He don’t not want you, this just promised him a better dickin’ down!”  
LMFAO.
At that, I started aggressive diplomacy, which isn’t very funny; so, I’ll stop the story there.

BRex

PS: I am not providing Penny & Amber’s contact information because... one, they aren’t TER or P411 girls and two, in general, I don’t really recommend them. To say "YMMV" or "they are an acquired taste" would be a serious understatement. But if you live in East Tennessee and you love BWCGs and you have a high-tolerance for certain, uh... idiosyncrasies, you can PM me.  

Jenni & Sara... Incredible

I hope to get some reviews up in a few days, but let me just go ahead and say WOW! My double with Jenni Tay (P411: P326657 / TER: 345639) and Sara St. Clair (P411: P214553 / TER: 301531) was everything I could have hoped for.
Jenni is a long-time favorite of mine, and I can’t recommend her enough; but this was my first time with Sara... and now I can’t recommend her enough. It was an amazing three hours with two gorgeous, sexy, petite young women who both have beautiful blonde hair and AMAZING bodies! Plus, both are delightfully engaged young ladies who made me feel like I was the center of their universe.
BanditRex

Joe,
You are correct to have Jenni & Sara on your bucket list.  
My duo with them was just plain off-the-hook (see my review: 345247). But beyond the positions and exploits, these ladies, single or duo, always make me feel like I am the center of their world.
With such gorgeous, attentive ladies... Does it get any better than that?
BnditRex

I have had so many wonderful Doubles over the years that truly narrowing it down to an All Time Best is absolutely impossible.
Given that every Duo is unique and different, just like snowflakes and vaginas, categorizing them is extremely hard.  
I mean let’s be honest, whichever Duo I have had most recently is likely to be my new ATF, because, you know... holy shit it’s two girls and four boobies!  
But one that really stands out from the last 12 months was a double with a trusted regular and a lady (not a pro) with whom she had been both friends and lovers for almost 20 years. It was an exceptional time!
More than anything there was this depth of warmth and connection I have never experienced in a Double. The degree to which the ladies knew and deeply trusted each other, amplified by how close I was to my regular, set the stage for an escapade of epic, erotic proportions.
Additionally, I can’t overstate how warm and intimate the atmosphere was.
All of us are spread across different states, but I sure hope that the three of us can see each other again in 2021.
BanditRex

This will be my third, and final, installment of Buck-Wild Country-Girls: “Darla & The Bountiful Boonies”. Its probably going to be my last post to Double-Stuff for a good, long while; so, I hope you will forgive the length of the post.  
For BWCGs parts 1 & 2, about Penny & Amber, see the bottom part of my original Double-Stuff post and the “Buck-Wild Country Girls pt.2” post in this Double-Stuff thread.
Before I jump into the Darla’s story, a few points to set the stage, starting with a joke...
* There's an old series of jokes comparing the SEC (in terms of both football & beautiful women) to other conferences, it goes something like this... At large northeastern colleges, on game day, there are almost 50,000 fans in the stadium; but in the SEC, on game day, the stadium becomes the fourth most-populous area in the entire state! At large northeastern colleges the Homecoming Queen is also... a pre-med major with a minor in social-anthropology; but in the SEC the Homecoming Queen is also... Miss America!  
* My point being this, this is the south, so we grow them pretty down here; rich-girls, poor-girls and everything in between, southern girls are just, on the whole, gorgeous women, some of the prettiest in the world (don't get me wrong, I love SoCal girls and Texas girls and Latina girls and even a few very special Chicago Girls), but down here, even out in the boonies, those country-girls are still southern girls, and they are, at least in my mind, always something to see.
* In East Tennessee, the boonies are never too far from the cities; and while they are, indeed, THE BOONIES (“...is that banjo music I hear?”), they are also full of good-looking, buck-wild country-girls; and this story illustrates the volume to which that is true; and finally...
* In my experience, buck-wild country-providers LOVE DUOS, I’ve never met one that didn’t. I don't exactly know why, but I think it gets back to the fact that drinking is just more fun in a group; and buck-wild country-girls love to drink; you know... just like the great, southern poet-philosopher once said... "red cups & sweaty bodies everywhere".
On to the story...  
I have this one provider-friend, Darla, who is the epitome of a buck-wild country-girl. Darla is a cute, curvy 30-something and she loves nothing more than to host a party; and, in her mind, two people just don't quite “a-party-make”.  
Darla doesn't just love Doubles; she also loves Triples! In fact, the only Triples I've ever had the pleasure to partake in have been with Darla hosting.
If you have read much of my Double-Stuff thread you know that, in general, when it comes to Duos, I like to curate my own "pairings" (and populate them with ladies that I am already intimately close to and have good chemistry with).
But as with all "rules", there are plenty of "exceptions" to that preference; and Duos with Darla are always an “exception”.
In other words, to be clear, Darla always recruits her own “party-partners” (as she likes to call them).
Now here is where it begins to get interesting, Darla might have brought the same girl to a Duo a few times last year, but on at least five different occasions, in the last 12-months alone, Darla brought a brand-new, buck-wild country-girl for me to meet!
What's more amazing is that, on most occasions, Darla didn’t start talking to another girl about joining-in (with she & I) until 3-4 hours before the session was to begin! WHERE DOES SHE FIND ALL THESE GIRLS?
And that’s what this story is really all about, it isn’t so much about my exploits as it is about how many willing, attractive, buck-wild country-girls there are out in the boonies; and... Darla’s CONSIDERABLE RECRUITING SKILLS!  
Counting Darla, when I look back at the sessions she put together for me in the last 12 months, I saw 8 different girls in 5 different Doubles and 2 different Triples; LMFAO!
While a few of the girls had a lot of “character”, I was genuinely aroused by the appearance of every girl that Darla brought (and at least two of them were “holy shit” sexy).  
Out of the 8 ladies, two of them (Darla & one other) are genuine, advertising providers, and two more are close “real-world” friends of Darla’s; so, that takes care of where she got 4 of the 8.
But that leaves four more?!? Apparently there really are a lot of willing, buck-wild country-girls out in the boonies.

Here’s a brief description of the 4 ladies that Darla “simply recruited” to join us...  
#1 was a sandy-blonde 20-something who was absolutely gorgeous and holy shit sexy. As it turns out she is a student at one of the small liberal-arts colleges that pepper the boonies here in East Tennessee.
#2 was a very-attractive, very-horny spinner in her early 30s; she had brown hair and was also holy shit sexy. As it turns out she is a biology teacher at one of the high-schools out in the boonies.  
#3 was a lovely blonde in her late 30s; very trim but incredibly curvy. She had striking, perky B-cups, with sexy protruding nipples. As it turns out she is a waitress at one of the O’Chuck’s that isn’t too far from the boonies; and finally...
#4 was a petite brunette in her 30s, with a true hourglass figure; large breasts, a trim waist, a large, gorgeous ass and big, beautiful doe-eyes. As it turns out she is a receptionist at a local doctor’s office.
How did Darla recruit them? Well, I wanted to know too, so I asked. According to Darla...
#1: Darla occasionally does some temp-admin-work at the college #1 attends and “heard about a party” and went. Apparently, she met #1 at the party and, somehow, one thing led to another which led to a Duo with me.  
#2: One of Darla’s children had #2 as a teacher last year and Darla apparently “really hit it off with the teacher” and, somehow, one thing led to another which led to a Duo with me.    
#3: Darla regularly sat at #3’s table at O’Chucks and somehow, one thing led to another which led to a Duo with me.  
If you haven’t put the pieces together yet, Darla REALLY likes girls, and girls really like Darla!
#4: So, #4 is the receptionist at Darla’s personal doctor’s office, and somehow, one thing led to another which led to a... Triple with me.
In conclusion, what can I say? The boonies are bountiful AND Darla is a force of nature.  
Eastbound & Down
BanditRex
PS#1: I am not providing Darla’s contact information because, just like with Penny & Amber, she isn’t on TER or P411 AND I don’t necessarily recommend her for everyone; to say "YMMV" or "she is an acquired taste" would be a serious understatement. But just like I did with Penny & Amber, if you live in East Tennessee and you love BWCGs and you have a high-tolerance for certain, uh... idiosyncrasies, you can PM me.
PS#2: Even though I have never “published” reviews of my encounters with Darla (because she isn’t on TER), I do have two journal entries written out about my exploits with her, one regarding the Duo with #1 and one regarding the Triple with #4; and since a writer writes to be read, I am happy to share them if you want to PM me.

One of the things that has brought me a great deal of pleasure over the years has been curating new duos, by introducing a favored regular to an exciting new provider who I have recently hit it off with.  
The experience almost always pays off in any number of extraordinary ways, both physically and relationally. 
Directing this type of bespoke experience is the stuff dreams are made of; so, the week of April 20th, one of my favorite new friends, Vanessa Glide, is once again visiting Knoxville and, in addition to a nice long single session, Vanessa and I will spend one of the afternoons she’s in town with my ATF, Candy Curves.  
Check out one of my single or doubles reviews of Candy, she's always a hella good time (TER-167210; P411-63925).
I also encourage you to check out my recent review of Vanessa. If you like a voluptuous, eager-to-please girl-next-door, I can’t recommend her and her big, beautiful, bright eyes enough (TER-351605; P411-P336333).
Beyond the immediate payoff for me (uh... 4 Boobies!), curating these types of connections, where one top-notch lady can connect with another top-notch lady she's never met before (but who she can trust) is a real Win-Win for all three of us, in both the short run and the long run.
Brothers, I'm telling you, if you can help providers while they help you, heaven will open wide for you. 
Here's to the double stuff!
BRex

My duo with Candy Curves & Vanessa Glides was fantastic!  

A beautiful blonde with all-American features and a gorgeous brunette with almond shaped eyes & exotic cheekbones; I could have stared at their faces for two hours, thankfully they were interested in more.  

It was a wonderful, relaxed, sexy-as-hell afternoon; filled with an hour of non-stop playtime and another hour of talk & laughter.

I can’t say enough about how sexy and eager-to-please both of these ladies are; I was treated like a King in every conceivable way for the entire time.

Work is extremely busy right now, so, it may take me a few days longer than normal to get a review of the duo posted, but take heart faithful readers... it is on its way.

BRex (Bandit Rex)

As a part of a longer, very boring post about the strategic use of TER in conjunction with P411, I made this point...  
One of the more pleasurable fruits, born from the strategic use of TER in combination with P411, is that you can easily pull your local-provider game into a closer and more pleasant proximity to your touring-provider game: DUOS ANYONE?!?  

So, I wanted to say, if you are a guy, and aren’t already indulging in touring-providers, I wholeheartedly recommend it! It isn’t nearly as tricky or cost-prohibitive as you might imagine AND if you like Doubles, it is easy and AWESOME to introduce your favorite local-providers to your favorite touring-providers over drinks... NO, NOT OVER DRINKS, OVER YOU!  
Which puts you right in the middle of so many wonderful things!

I’m not saying that every single local-provider/touring-provider double that I’ve been a part of has been a 10, but I am saying I’ve never had a bad one.
Bandit Rex

PS: Relative to East Tennessee, here’s a list of fantastic local and touring providers who have demonstrated an enthusiastic willingness to join me in duos that were a local-provider/touring-provider mix.  
LOCAL: Candy Curves TER #167210; Kelsey-Kel TER #322101 and Leanne Moira TER #339858.  
TOURING (who visit Knoxville regularly): Jenni Tay TER #345639; Mia L’Amour TER #278354; Vanessa Glide TER #351605; Christie L’Amour TER #124260 and Tanya Delight TER #345342.  
I have reviewed all of them at one time or another in the last year, including in Duos: additional TER #s 359461; 352923; 355660 and 322101.

If you have read this thread at all, you already know that I love Doubles AND I especially love Doubles when there is a deep, preexisting connection between at least two of the participants AND I really love curating my own Doubles.  
But I think I have decided that I also love having a Provider who is a consistent go-to Doubles partner; a Ma to my Pa, so to speak.
By consistent I don't mean all the time, I don't even mean a majority of the time; more like 40% of the time. In other words...  
When I have a newer friend, especially a Touring Friend, who I have already seen once or twice and who has indicated that she is very-bi and enjoys Duos AND with whom I want to curate a Doubles pairing, I am finding that having a regular go-to Local Friend who likes doing Doubles with me and enjoys meeting new friends is a real WIN-WIN-WIN!
For me, and probably every guy who loves Doubles, I particularly enjoy two things about Doubles...
1). Being at the center of the undivided attention of two gorgeous, sexy women; does it get any better than two women coming together, literally, on top of you! Any version of one gal face setting me and the other gal either BBBJ or FS Cowgirl is what dreams are made of.
AND in addition...
2). Having both ladies become aroused by each other. When you get to watch, listen, direct and maybe even participate around the periphery of such an amazing thing, well... WOW! That is also the stuff of fantasy. (Even as I’m writing this down, I still can't believe I get to do this on a regular basis!)
My point is this, I am beginning to realize how much having a Ma to my Pa enhances the consistency and quality with which BOTH of these wonderful, amazing things happen.
Eastbound & Down,
Bandit Rex

Relative to Duos, I get these two versions of the same question every two or three months...
Any recommendations for a Duo for a guy who has never had a Duo? or  
Any recommendations for a Duo for a guy who hasn’t had a Duo in a long time?    

Historically, because Duos are very, very YMMV, I have answered that question with a more generalized discussion of how to develop a strategic vision for curating your own pairings; and how then to best execute those pairings.  
But I am probably going to switch that up a little bit, at least for Tennessee guys.
Two of my favorite regulars are Candy Curves (TER # 167210 / P411 # P63925) and Vanessa Glide (TER # 351605 / P411 # P336333).  
CC is based in Knoxville (and I have Reviewed her several times) and Vanessa is based in Memphis (and I have Reviewed her several times). I have been seeing CC for years and I have been seeing Vanessa for many months.
They had never met prior to me arranging a Duo with them back in early May, but pairing them together proved to be a genuine blessing for all three of us. You can see my TER Review of that first Double from back in May at TER #359461.  
Since then, we have had at least four different Duos together... because Doubles with them are that damn awesome!  
Vanessa Tours the Southeast at least once a month, but Candy does not Tour much; so, to this point, we have done all of our Duos in Knoxville, at CC’s In-Call.  
I’ve said this before...  
Duos are just so much fun and so mind-bending that it is hard for me to even almost narrow down my Best Ever; but the 3H Double I just had with Candy & Vanessa last week was certainly up there at the very top of my list.
Specifically? Well...
I have never felt MORE PAMPERED or MORE AROUSED during a Duo than I did last week; and that is saying a lot!
Not only were those three hours characterized by heaven opening wide in the most mind-bending, sexy-as-hell manner, these two ladies are also the absolute epitome of customer service; with their pleasant, easy-going, drama-free and low-maintenance ways.  
I love these ladies... and for very good reason, I can assure you!  
Since last week's experience with them was so wonderfully over the top, I’m writing another TER Duo Review for these two ladies. I hope to have it into the portal by late this afternoon.
BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING, I WANT TO SAY THIS...
If you are in Tennessee or close proximity and you have never had a Duo before, or haven’t had one in a long time, or are just looking for a strong Duo recommendation... I whole-heartedly recommend Candy & Vanessa together!
Just check out that new Review that I am posting (at ##359461).
If you are hoping to set such a thing up, unless CC is already a regular of yours, I would recommend contacting Vanessa and let her try and put the Duo together.  
Good Luck! and remember, Duos are very, very YMMV, so be a gentleman!  

Eastbound & Down,
BanditRex

I love Duos!  
In my book, even a bad Duo makes for a better day!

That being said, not all Doubles are created equal...
There are Enjoyable Duos, Fantastic Duos and then there are Mind-Bending Love-Pretzels.

What's a Mind-Bending Love-Pretzel? 
That's what I call a Duo that is... exactly what people who have never done a three-way probably see in their imagination when they fantasize about what a great three-way should look like. 
In other words, me and two beautiful women... deeply, physically intertwined with each other as all three of us are simultaneously making love to each other, all at once!
No observers, no directors, no bystanders... just three people sexing each other up in the most engaged, generous, sensual and intimate fashion! 

A Duo like that isn't just enjoyable or fantastic, it's a mind-bending, bucket-list experience.

But a Duo like that is also extremely rare. 
In fact, if I'm honest, of all of the Duos I've ever had... maybe five or six have achieved mind-bending love-pretzel status.  
But practice, experience and momentum appear to be in my favor, as I have had more in the last year than in all of the rest of my years combined.  

I really enjoy doing Doubles with favored regulars (both local and touring). Which means, among other things, that I rarely have a Duo in which I haven't had previous three-way experience with both Providers. Not necessarily Doubles experience with both Providers together, but Doubles experience with both Providers none-the-less; and experience means a higher degree of comfort, and a higher degree of comfort means greater trust & better communication, and greater trust & better communication mean one hell of a good time... and more Mind-Bending Love-Pretzels!

Of all the regulars I have done Doubles with in the last few years, I particularly love doing Duos with Candy Curves, Jenni Tay, Mia L'Amour, Kelsey Kel, Christie L'Amour and, a new one to the list... Vanessa Glide. 

All six of these ladies, regardless of who our other partner is, make three-ways a hot, sweet, fun, sexy affair. Take a look at my Reviews, I have multiple reviews of all these ladies - including Doubles reviews.

So, comfort, familiarity and great partners all lead to more mind-bending Doubles.
But as I look at my most recent mind-bending experiences, something else also stands out...
A willingness, among all three of us, to engage intimacy with a spirit of both adventurousness and fun.

So, speaking of adventurous fun...  
I just bought a Sybian machine for my ATF Candy Curves to keep in her studio for us to play with during Doubles.  
(BTW, if you don't know what a Sybian/MotorBunny is, search it on Xhamster or Pornhub, it is an amazing, entertaining, orgasm-inducing little machine.)

CC and I just used it during a Double for the first time last week; and to say that it was adventurous fun is a huge understatement. 
It was hot, sexy, laughter-filled, orgasm-inducing fun! 
And once on the machine, both ladies, who had each already had orgasms, came again in less than 60 seconds... HELL YEAH!

So, coming up in a few days I have a three-way scheduled with Candy and Vanessa Glide... the pairing with which I most regularly experience Mind-Bending Love-Pretzels; and you better believe that a Sybian rodeo is in the cards… AND I AM CERTAIN THAT HEAVEN WILL OPEN WIDE.

Eastbound & Down,
Bandit Rex