If you do that

you have to cop to whether you're john holmes or needledick the bugfucker. Personally, I don't believe they're tight - just full. :O

Re: Add Tightness Ratings on Reviews !!! Long Overdue in Profile!

How about adding this one?

6) Crosstie--Had to strap one across my backside to keep from falling in!!!!

This is a great idea, but for a clearer picture, hobbyists must submit to an objective examination to determine their own rating, allowing their review ratings to be viewed in their proper context. The rating system can go as follows:

1. Put that away before you poke someone's eye out - in China
2. Is that a baseball bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
3. Almost a two-hander
4. MNTTM - May need tweezers to masturbate
5. So how much WAS the settlement when the doctor 'slipped'?

PS. Weight has ZERO, ZILCH, ZIP to do with tightness you idiot. I weigh a svelte 155# and stand 5'1" - and men tell me all the time how tight I am. Unbeknownst to most women, there are two distinct bands of muscle that make up the kegel muscles. I can control each band independently. Which is why men's eyes pop out when I flex them. THAT is what determines tightness.