Just a comment from me re "GFE".  There are plenty of providers in the databases of TER who decribe their services as "GFE" or "Complete GFE".  Indeed there are also many reviews of these providers that also describe the experience as "GFE".

Closer inspection however reveals that many of these so called "GFE" providers do not permit DFK, or even kissing at all in some cases. Other self titled (or reviewer-titled)GFEs do not permit DATY, or even CBJs.

I recently was considering seeing a GFE provider in Los Angeles, until I checked the TER reviews: this girl who offers in her ad a "complete GFE" does not permit DFK and will not give BJs of any kind.

It seems to me that we need to establish a minimum standard for a provider to earn the label GFE from a reviewer, or from TER, and it does NOT include no DFK.  Obviously I am not so naive as to expect a GFE to automatically include BBBJ or anal sex - after all there are safety/health issues involved, but come on girls!  if you don't want us kissing your mouths or putting our tongues down your throats, fair enough.  But please then do not confuse us by affixing the coveted title "GFE" to your ad.

A GFE in my opinion includes a high degree of warmth, intimacy and no rush, must as a MINIMUM include DFK, DATY, lots of mutual licking, CBJ, fingers inside pussy, and of course sexual intercourse (duh!).

OK, OK we know you aren't REALLY our girlfriends, but lets at least TRY to describe accurately our services.  

Sincerely
Alpha-Dog