I hate to say, but bigdoggie.net has an active Portland board. I really enjoy the TER general discussion board, but feel kind of left out when I look and all the other really other big important cities have their own local boards to discuss all the really nice sweet ladies (and other important stuff) who love us, but well, Portland doesn't have one.

I guess we really suck here. I guess all the really cool guys who write all those reviews about the really nice sweet kind ladies in Portland suck too. Why else would the all powerful intelligent authorities in control of TER ignore us so?

Oh wait! Maybe they just don't know we are here!

Ok, guys - shout out! We have such incredible living legends that only park their SUVs in Portland. I am talking about Desiree, and Sonja, and Marissa, and Bella, and that chick that only gives hand jobs - oh wait, I digress (you know, the one that is so famous...). Need I name names? Do we even know her? Umm yes unfortunately.... but Porkland is a great liberal loving city that deserves it's own local discussion group. If we are so lucky to get one, I will so miss you guys if we get one, and I hope you tune in, but it needs to  happen.

Geez, I feel so inferior. Can I post in Chicago?