...how does his March 2003 review of Juliette (Los Angeles) get approved when I've had reviews with a lot more explicit details included shot down for the lack of them.

“after the back massage, she told me to roll over and i had a woody going. she looked at it, i said i was sorry and she started at my chest and started working down and let me blow my load all over her hand and asked for a towel after.”

Though it is not the best example of a good review, it does answer the question “what happened.”  From reading this it sounds like he allegedly got a massage and HJ for his happy ending.  The definition of explicit is "Fully and clearly expressed; leaving nothing implied."  No where does it say pornographic.  

What might be a better question for you to ask is "why was YOUR review not approved."

The only review you have "unapproved" is one of Amy.  The reason it was not approved was the disclaimer you placed on the review.

"THIS IS FICTION AND PRESENTED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY."  


Though I appreciate your efforts to reinforce the disclaimer on the front of TER, I really insist that you don’t.  Any reviews found with this statement will be declined and the credit removed.

Sorry.

-- Staff

that a review of mine that remains unapproved for "other" reasons, and contains a tiny little disclaimer:

"On to the sofa action (fictional mind you),"

remains so because of said statement?  If so, just
let me know and I'll edit it out.

Not to start a war or anything, but my review of Amy was first disapproved for not explicit enough details, even though they were more explicit than this review of Mista4's.  OK, I juiced it up, far beyond Mista4's efforts (this had worked in the past when my reviews were not deemed juicy enough) and then it came back disapproved for the girl not having a website.  

When I complained and said to just put it in the "massage parlor girls" section then, I got the reply that she can't be in the "massage parlor girls" section because she doesn't work in a real MP, just a jack shack in an apartment.  I gave up at that point, even though I have seen numerous reviews with scant, if any, details.  There are plenty of reviews for girls with no websites too (including most of my approved ones).  

Now you come up with this "fiction" disclaimer rule.  I have also seen reviews successfully posted with this "fiction" disclaimer.  In short, I have seen approved reviews that violated every rule I just mentioned.  It seems that no matter what I have done to come into compliance with whatever rule du jour, this last review of mine is doomed to the memory hole.  I don't post reviews for credit, I pay quarterly for my membership and my reviews (what few I attempt to post) can be freebies for all I care.

So tell me please.  If I remove my disclaimer, will my review make it this time?

I must admit that I also have seen several reviews that have stated that they are nothing more than fictitious accounts. Should trouble reportsd be made of these reviews? I know some guys feel an extra need to cover their butts. What to do staff?

Reoes this mean.......

Mone than likely.  Edit it and resubmit.

Here are your "Explicit Details"
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THIS IS FICTION AND PRESENTED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

Amy is the one I talked to on the phone.  When she answered the door she was wearing casual clothes and no make-up.  Looks to be in her thirties.  Straight, dark brown hair about half-way down her back.  A little thick around the middle.  There was another girl there watching TV who was marginally better-looking, but Amy did all the talking.  The place is a cheap, older apartment and definitely looks lived in.  She led me to one of the dimly-lit massge/bedrooms and closed the door behind us.  She wanted $60 for the hour up front.  I gave it to her and asked if I could take a shower.  She handed me a towel and I went to the bathroom, undressed and got in the shower by myself.  While I was showering, there was a lot of loud conversation going on in Chinese in the other room.  Amy, the other girl and some guy.  Really made me feel comfortable.

Anyway, after my shower I gathered up my clothes and went into the massage room with her.  I then laid face down on on the sheet-and-towel-covered mattress.  While on my stomach, she gave me an average unskilled massage and touched the boys, but not often or with enthusiasm.  She made some small talk, but generally appeared uninterested.  To be fair, there was definitely a language barrier.  On the flip, she asked if I wanted her to massage that for a tip, pointing you-know-where.  I indicated with hand motions that I''d prefer a BJ.  She shook her head and said, next time boom-boom.  I gave in and settled for what proved to be an unspectacular but adequate HJ.  She lubed up my penis with baby oil and started stroking.  Not too fast, not too slow.  At my request, she bent down and sucked one of my nipples.  No enthusiasm there, either, but it was enough to get me over the edge after a a minute or two, and I came all over my chest and stomach.

After that, she cleaned me up with a hot moist towel, which she said was clean (must have seen the look on my face).  I was ready to go, but she wanted to give me the whole hour massage I had paid for.  I actually wanted to leave, but I didn''t want to hurt her feelings (and I had paid for an hour), so I stayed.  More massage and small talk, then time was up.  Got up, got dressed, and tipped her $40, which she really seemed to appreciate.  Again she said, next time, boom-boom.

An unremarkable session.  I wasn''t really attracted to her, the place was a dump and the guy loud-talking in the other room (I never saw him, but he was there the entire time) really spoiled the mood.  The price was low, she tried her best and I''m sure anything is available next time with little if any expectation of a larger tip.  Problem is, there won''t be a next time for me.  Might be someone else''s cup of tea, though.

THIS IS FICTION AND PRESENTED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
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The review was written very well and answered the question "what happened"  I would be happy to approve the review if you resubmitted it without the disclaimers.  If for some reason you have any more problems with this review, just email me at [email protected]

-- Staff

Reoes this mean.......

Tis a strange world sometimes...list my reviews now
sez approved. I shows up in search by reviewer list
but "The page cannot be displayed" results when I
click the link.  No VIP credit either??  Must be
either a software glitch or a darned busy week
over your way!  sigh.....