Pretty please?

I have thousands of PM's in my inbox and no way to search them except to wade through hundreds of pages of them.  

This is the third time you have made this same request on the S&P board  (your prior requests were in 2013, and 2014. No request last year! How did you miss a whole year?)

....To you Tobester, to my fellow whore mongers,  my gal pals , my lesbian friends, that I, Jack Dunphy, being partially of sound mind and body, will refrain from the use of the words " negotitating"  "haggling" and "OTC" for a period of one full calendar year from the time I get to search my voluminous hatemail and discounted offers.

You know every so often TER does actually make a change, and some of those are based on suggestions here. Of course when they do, there is never an official announcement. Somebody just happens to notice, "Hey my mailbox has a search button now. Never noticed it before. I wonder if it works? Hey it works"

And if you did, I would get GaG to toss in a hummer from the Tobester for you and I'm fairly certain that would solve my so called problem.

I think barring a better offer, I might just be inclined to let our chief archivist have at you.  

Well, due to my superior negotiating skills, Tobi has graciously offered her body for the cause to take on you both with a spit roast. You three will determine who gets which end. LOL