Standard issue, hot tamale and amazon work just fine for me

but how the heck are we measure their ass size.

Look at the guys guessing on breast size, all over the place.

there are way too many assets in front to concentrate on and analyze..unless you have an attack of the ass munchies..

Not a bad idea to rate asses, but I think it should stay simple with less choices. Keep it simple. As it is, the breast choices have too many choices and are too subjective.  First of all, how many guys really know breast size or cup size? They are guessing at best, unless they get it right off the website, or the lady changes her own profile. As far as appearance, that is subjective and I think there are too many choices. What the hell is "super nice" supposed to mean? To me, perky is "super nice." "Youthful" could also be "super  nice." "Rock hard" might be super nice to some folks! "Youthful" could also be "perky." And waht about "unattractive" and "unnatural." Any of the other categories could fall under those. To me rock hard is unnatural. Really saggy is unattractive. (so is rock hard) There is just too much overlap. I think the breast appearance menu should be streamlined. So if we do get ass appearance, it too should be streamlined.

There was a suggestion on this board a few months ago, similar to yours. I kind of like his suggested options.

A link to the entirte thread is below. Here is an excerpt from the OP of that thread:

"If we want one menu for the rear end it could be: flat, small, average, bubble-butt, large, just plain huge.  Maybe slight-bubble-butt and super-bubble-butt?  We could have another for ass appearance.  sloppy, droopy, average, youthful, perky, gravity defying?"

Emphasis on Azz

Great Idea, should include something describing "Firmness". Whatever the rationale is for depicting Boobs (size, firmness, etc), should be applied to Azzes .

Is this another set of cartoons that would surely spark rioting in the Middle East?

But, seriously, I agree that some set of descriptive categories for the ladies' hindquarters is called for in TER reviews —though maybe something a little simpler than those depicted in the cartoons.

Larger behinds tend to be elephantine and unappealing.  I generally like them small, firm and shapely —though small and firm usually is shapely.  And note that a small ass doesn't rule out large breasts.  Though rare, there are some body types that feature a small behind and generous boobs.

In the end, though [pun intended —sort of], proportion is everything.