Seems that all you need to do on this board is start one thread and you enter the Top Ten status! So here goes:
Dallas has the best baseball team in the US this year. How many of you mongers and providers are, or will be, supporting the team by hosting dates to the games? I personally have four ball game dates during the week I'll be visiting Big-D next month. Three of those will be doubles. Two of the doubles, at least, will introduce the game to possibly new fans from another country. I really hope that the ladies can meet some of the players, get autographs, and perhaps become lifetime fans to the second greatest American past time. I hope that our number one past time is still screwing our brains out as long as we have the chance!
I'm sure I will introduce them to Soupy Sales baseball humor: I'll kiss them between the strikes, the can kiss me between the balls.
Baseball stadiums have special days for fire fighters and other civic workers. We should demand a "Providers & Mongers" day. The romantic kissing moments on the jumbo-tron would be spectacular!
We'll be there for the entire Rockies series near the end of June. $20 to the first monger or $100 to the first provider who comes up to me in the ball park and says "I'm a (monger/provider) and I support my local team!". I'll double that if you say it loud enough for other people to hear. Anyone want to take me on?
Took in four Rangers games last week, three with providers and two of those doubles. Got completely baked at the day game on Saturday. I should have arranged the Cuervo Clubhouse seats for that game. My legs are still burned more than a week later.
Had the pleasure of introducing four ladies to the beautiful ballpark, but pretty much only saw Josh strikeout in every game. Like the Bambino, he may be able to hit it out of the park, but it really helps if he hits the ball, first.
At least two had never seen a professional ballgame before, but everyone had a grand time. A couple of the older ushers are probably still trying to stick their eyeballs back into their skulls after seeing these incredibly hot ladies even casually dressed.
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