It's time for weekly TER baseball! You know this song and dance by now; I tell you you have to pick the winner of ESPN's Sunday night baseball game BEFORE 5PM EASTERN ON SUNDAY all in caps even though no one screws it up any more, and that you get 2 VIP days for picking the winner correctly. Then I mention that this couldn't be simpler!
Then there's this part, where I tell you that Yu Darvish is on the hill for Texas (and if I can make a historical reference I do but in this instance I can't), and that he will face Matthew Boyd for Detroit (can't here either. I always thought Al Kaline's name was *excellent*? Does that count?).
Then I tell you I awarded you guys the days for last week (which didn't take long, you almost all took the Yankees over the Astros!), and then wish you luck for this week. Like this:
Holy crap, only Laffy and I picked Houston for the last competition? Bwahaha. I had figured Yankees had an even shot but I hate them and can't ever go with them.
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