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Albert Einstein
dontexhale 4 Reviews 6878 reads
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Albert Einstein arrived at a party and introduced himself to the first person he saw and asked, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Later that evening Albert introduced himself to a woman and asked, "What is your IQ?"  To this the lady answered, "144."  "That is great!" responded Albert. "We can talk about politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Toward the end of the evening Albert went up to a third person and asked, "What is your IQ?"
The response was "51."

And Albert replied, "How 'bout those Yankees?"

YogiFollowmeBerra 6063 reads
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"You can observe a lot by watching".

It sure LOOKS like someone is not watching.

Are you sure the third persons responce was not 27



Thank you
2009 = 27

CYNIC 6642 reads
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I first heard about 30 years ago, has the punch line saying, "Where did you close the bond?"

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 7191 reads
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And Albert replied, "Did you get your deer yet?"

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