Normally quotes aren't a descriptive tool I typically employ. But this was such a good one:

"The problem is I like your mind as much as your body. That is saying a lot since your body is f***ing intolerably perfectly enticingly deliciously lustfully perfect."
- client

 
This week’s schedule:  
Monday, November 2nd – Friday, November 6th: 12-8pm
Sunday by Special Request

Appreciated gifts:
450/hr. 
650/90min. 850/2hr. 1200/3hr. 200/social hr. Inquire for extended adventures. Gorgeous Eastside venue. Outcalls add 100 travel/traffic gratuity (pre-booking required). Please include two established references in your gentlemanly request.

Lots and lots of love!  
Larissa Nostrovia  
[email protected]

* If we’ve played since 2012 – yes, you are grandfathered – no need to ask.