's so cold outside....  I don't think this scarf is enough to keep me warm. Someone is going to have to come make me hot and sweaty.

Special holiday schedule:
Noon to 9pm, Mon-Fri
Weekend by Special Request

Advanced booking required. Regulars after 6pm only. Punctuality in the evening is extremely important - please estimate downtown traffic WILL be gridlocked and plan accordingly. You will be rewarded beyond imagination.

Appreciated gifts:
450/hr. 
650/90min. 850/2hr. 1200/3hr. 200/social hr. Inquire for extended adventures. Gorgeous Eastside venue. Please include two established references in your gentlemanly request (required).

Lots and lots of love!  
Larissa Nostrovia  
[email protected]

* If we’ve played since 2012 – yes, you are grandfathered – no need to ask.