I'm not trying to be funny. Sometimes I just am, and if you don't find it funny, I don't mind laughing at it myself

I think I am pretty, but I love it more when someone else says it to me. Yes, this is quite random!  

I don't like listing out things that might describe me i.e. I don't know how to write a normal ad. How about a short story instead?  

I was in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, at their busiest night club, alone. None of the guys there was interesting or had the gut to come dance with me. I did not think I could get anything from the ladies, but I, or the slightly-under-influences me, decided to give it a try and started to dance with a local girl - no dressy clothes, trendy make-up, or heals, just a cutie having fun with her friends. But...  

Damn! She not only put her hand on my hip and dragged me closer, but also gave me a lap dance. What else? The hand moved to my butt, and the lips dropped the hottest French kiss on mine. AND! We kissed with Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick..." in the background...  

Butterflies, fireworks, fireflies, etc. Everywhere! So many YES to that moment!  

 

So, I hope you enjoy my randomness and also my story If you did, I suggest that we hang out!  

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Xoxo,

Hazel Eve